By Unknown
"Gotta go fast."
-- Sonic the Hedgehog
Want to know what's even sweeter? The Hennessey Venom GT captured the world's fastest production car title from... the Shelby SSC Ultimate Aero, another American car! Feels good to be number one (shutupabouthockeylalalalalalalaIcan'thearyou).
That's sarcasm, in case you didn't figure it out. Our piss-poor education system is an issue of national concern, and, more importantly, national shame.
