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By Unknown
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Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

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It's a gift, Sal! What are you gonna name him? Oliver? Augustus? Lemmy? - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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There goes the baked guy with his doritos like always / the same old munchies and glossy red eyes. - Matty Malaprop

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By dominicsoh ( Via: Pocket Puns)
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And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop

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