Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line

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Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line
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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, Also Like a Boss

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Coincidentally, Also Like a Boss
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I mean, how much more boss can you get than being a god particle? - Matty Malaprop

I Wonder if They'll Call Back...

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I Wonder if They'll Call Back...
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Sadly, this isn't the first time he sat his pants during an important interview... - Matty Malaprop