It's a Hole in One!

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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

The Sub Can't Even Handel Me Right Now

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Is it just me, or didn't most classical musicians seem awfully metrosexual for their eras? - Matty Malaprop

Blind Date

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Yo Dawg, I heard you like blind dates so I set you up on a blind date with a blind date so you can date a date while you blind date! - Matty Malaprop