I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

Like a Pokémon, or An Epic Fiction

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Like a Pokémon, or An Epic Fiction
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He was the last reference tool in the world, and felt like he had nothing left to lose after the pandemic took from him his beloved compass, Rose. - Matty Malaprop

God Shag the Queen

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God Shag the Queen
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Well, it looks like someone's still got a little Sex Pistol left in her... (horriblementalimagecannotunsee.jpg) - Matty Malaprop

More political humour over here!