Or a Hit Pop Single, Really

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Or a Hit Pop Single, Really
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I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

THAT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE

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THAT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE
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I mean, are they quintuplets conjoined at the boner? I'M INCREDIBLY CONFUSED BY THIS STATEMENT AND ALSO I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO SLEEP THANKS TO THE MENTAL IMAGE I JUST CONJURED UP FOR MYSELF EWWWWWWWW. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Lovin' It!

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I'm Lovin' It!
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♪Angie, Angie, I spent an hour in your line / Angie, Angie, where the hell's my side of fries? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Adele - 'Rolling in the Deep'

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Adele - 'Rolling in the Deep'
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♪ We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaall / Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeep / you had my heart insiiiiiiiiiide of your hand, and you played it, you played it to the beat. ♪ - Matty Malaprop