THAT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE

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I mean, are they quintuplets conjoined at the boner? I'M INCREDIBLY CONFUSED BY THIS STATEMENT AND ALSO I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO SLEEP THANKS TO THE MENTAL IMAGE I JUST CONJURED UP FOR MYSELF EWWWWWWWW. - Matty Malaprop

So That's Why They Never Have Sex...

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The name Neverland has never before made so much sense. - Matty Malaprop

I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop