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THE SCHEDULE SAYS 9:13 A.M. AND YET IT ALWAYS SHOWS UP AT 9:09 A.M. AND MY LIFE IS JUST A LIE :((((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

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Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

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American Idiots: (n) People who actually enjoy all non-'90s music made by Green Day. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, are they quintuplets conjoined at the boner? I'M INCREDIBLY CONFUSED BY THIS STATEMENT AND ALSO I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO SLEEP THANKS TO THE MENTAL IMAGE I JUST CONJURED UP FOR MYSELF EWWWWWWWW. - Matty Malaprop

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