The Only Thing That Makes Kerouac Good...

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... is his position on your bookshelf relative to the REAL king of The Road. - Matty Malaprop

You Guys Like Hip-Hop?

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And all this time, here I was thinking R&B stood for rhythm and blues, when in fact it means rutabagas and beets! - Matty Malaprop

Adele - 'Rolling in the Deep'

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♪ We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaall / Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeep / you had my heart insiiiiiiiiiide of your hand, and you played it, you played it to the beat. ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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