And all this time, here I was thinking R&B stood for rhythm and blues, when in fact it means rutabagas and beets! - Matty Malaprop
If all crafting workshops were as cleverly named as this one, I have absolutely no doubt they'd be better attended. - Matty Malaprop
... you might even call her a vixen. - Matty Malaprop
American Idiots: (n) People who actually enjoy all non-'90s music made by Green Day. - Matty Malaprop
You get it guys? Because dragons are scaly and massive, so the tramp stamp is on a massive scale... #ThisisthePartWhereCricketSoundsHappen - Matty Malaprop
Well one thing's for sure: the Black-Eyed Peas are most definitely bumble-ing their careers with the schlock they call music. - Matty Malaprop
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