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Wait... you mean you're NOT normally supposed to deride your significant others until they crey? I've been doing this whole "relationship" thing all wrong then... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Bec Hill
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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

Do you want more feline funny? We haz dat for you here!

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Not trying to let slip any trade secrets here or anything, but I heard a rumor recently that these guys will be available for use in the next Windows Service Pachyderm. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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I saw mommy kissing... WAIT A SECOND OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FOOT????? - Matty Malaprop

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I think it's time for us... to hit the rodent. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. - Matty Malaprop

juxtaposition,old spice,shoop,spice girls,suffix,surname
By xyzpdq1
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Look at your world, now back at ours. Sadly your world is not ours, but at least you can smell like our world! - Matty Malaprop

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