You Really Don't Want This Man as Your Doctor

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I'm sure that's not the sterling prognosis this patient wanted to hear... - Matty Malaprop

He Invaded Poland on Porpoise!

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Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop

A Necessity Since No Narnian Starcraft Network Yet Exists

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... but just because you can finally play locally doesn't mean you should stop writing angry Screwtape Letters to your Narnian ISPs! - Matty Malaprop

Not-So-Great Sword

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Adjust the shape of the blade and give it a weave and you'll wind up with a mighty fine broadsword! - Matty Malaprop

Curse You, Suffixes!

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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

Do you want more feline funny? We haz dat for you here!

Canniballoons

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Because, you know, it's hard out there for a blimp. - Matty Malaprop

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