Trombone

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Trombone
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Music may be a somewhat efemural thing, but the instruments it's made on are forever. - Matty Malaprop

Honk if You're Horny

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Honk if You're Horny
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Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

Courtesy Umbrella Corporation

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Courtesy Umbrella Corporation
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Where's military-garbed Bruce Campbell when you need him!? - Matty Malaprop

It's Most Hipsters' Favorite Shape!

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It's Most Hipsters' Favorite Shape!
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Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

With and Without

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With and Without
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But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop