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Adjust the shape of the blade and give it a weave and you'll wind up with a mighty fine broadsword! - Matty Malaprop
The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop
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Because, you know, it's hard out there for a blimp. - Matty Malaprop
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