SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIIII

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIIII
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

That Group Sounds Like a National Treasure to Me

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That Group Sounds Like a National Treasure to Me
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It'll have a secret handshake and everything! ... but I can't demonstrate it for you, because it's illegal in 43 states. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Illeagel Activities

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Illeagel Activities
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You gotta be pretty bald to do a thing like that, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Both Look a Little Yoko Onclear to Me

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Both Look a Little Yoko Onclear to Me
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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

He Invaded Poland on Porpoise!

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He Invaded Poland on Porpoise!
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Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop

I Ocelove Them Both

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I Ocelove Them Both
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What are you doing hanging out with a gross human, baby ocelot? Did you somehow manage to get yourself ocelost?? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Romney Winning Isn't an Abomination.

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Maybe Romney Winning Isn't an Abomination.
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Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop