Punmaster yelloweyesgreydragon says: "Prease rike this photo!"
Maybe this is why all of North Korea's rulers always feel so ronery? - Matty Malaprop
Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop
Maybe this is the only thing that gets served at Silent Hill? I don't know. Puns are hard. - Matty Malaprop
His entourage pitied the fools who thought segregation was an acceptable belief! - Matty Malaprop
I'll keep on loving you, and you can't pancake me do otherwise! - Matty Malaprop
They call her Antoinette Montana. I suggest you do not f*ck with her. - Matty Malaprop
Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.
Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."
That joke just gave me tuberculosis.
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