DOES HE?

Favorite
curse,Hall of Fame,pulp fiction,quentin tarantino,rhyming,Samuel L Jackson,witch
- -

Quentin TarantiNO sir, he certainly does not! - Matty Malaprop

Talk About a Clash of Ideas

Favorite
chorus,computer,lock,lyric,lyrics,parody,rewrite,rhyme,rhyming,rock the casbah,task bar,the clash
- -

Console-ations

Favorite
- -

He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

Ackbar Always Gets Caught With His Pants Down

Favorite
ackbar,catchphrase,crap,its a trap,literalism,rhyme,rhyming,star wars,T.Shirt
- -

Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts

He's Put on a Few Pounds Since Brawl...

Favorite
attack,brawl,captain falcon,falcon,falcon punch,Hall of Fame,literalism,lunch,melee,move,rhyme,rhyming,super smash bros
- -

Something tells me Falcon Kick is probably ineffectual when you can't see your legs... - Matty Malaprop

You Were Actin' 65 When You Were 64

Favorite
99 problems,chorus,Hova,Jay Z,knitting,lyrics,parody,proof,rhyming,song,stitch,yarn
- -

Bear Conditoner

Favorite
air,air conditioner,bear,conditioner,ice,polar bear,rhyme,rhyming
- -