Fightin' Turds

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Fightin' Turds
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Sometimes the creative process is really just a veritable sh*tstorm. - Matty Malaprop

Honest Words From Our National Treasure

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Honest Words From Our National Treasure
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At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

Four Outta Five Ain't Bad!

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Four Outta Five Ain't Bad!
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Just as the haters keep the game alive, so too do the raters keep the meme alive. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, But They Prefer 4x4s

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Yes, But They Prefer 4x4s
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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

Here Comes the Bride

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Here Comes the Bride
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Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop