What An Eggsellent Yolk!

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What An Eggsellent Yolk!
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

It's a Bit Late Coming in, Don't You Think?

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It's a Bit Late Coming in, Don't You Think?
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Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

Only if They Manetain an Equal Distance Throughout

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Only if They Manetain an Equal Distance Throughout
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I think the answer to this question is actually quite simple. It would behoove you to not overthink it. - Matty Malaprop

Or an Antipasta, Depending on the Level of Fakeness

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Or an Antipasta, Depending on the Level of Fakeness
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Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

No One Will Try to Slash Your Tires Ever Again!

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No One Will Try to Slash Your Tires Ever Again!
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And man does that self-regeneration sure help you save on your insurance! - Matty Malaprop