Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop
Well you can't argue with the fact that this is perfectly in keeping with Bruce Wayne's typical crime-fighting M.O.: When in doubt, hit the sumb*tch. - Matty Malaprop
Genocide never looked so cyooooot! - Matty Malaprop
It's less ridden with hipception than some I've seen, but you can still totally tell that this plaidipus smokes American Spirits. He was probably also listening to The Weeknd before they blew up like a House of Balloons. - Matty Malaprop
Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe he and Spock Lobster can get together and start an underwater band! - Matty Malaprop
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