Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop
Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop
I think the answer to this question is actually quite simple. It would behoove you to not overthink it. - Matty Malaprop
Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop
And man does that self-regeneration sure help you save on your insurance! - Matty Malaprop
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