No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!

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No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!
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Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop

Nanananana...

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Nanananana...
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Well you can't argue with the fact that this is perfectly in keeping with Bruce Wayne's typical crime-fighting M.O.: When in doubt, hit the sumb*tch. - Matty Malaprop

He Was Defying Animal Conventions When Mammals Were Still Underwater

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He Was Defying Animal Conventions When Mammals Were Still Underwater
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It's less ridden with hipception than some I've seen, but you can still totally tell that this plaidipus smokes American Spirits. He was probably also listening to The Weeknd before they blew up like a House of Balloons. - Matty Malaprop

The Horcrux of the Joke

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The Horcrux of the Joke
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Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop