What, No Gorilla Glue?

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I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop

With and Without

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But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop

And It's Also Not Constantinople

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Who's the Turkey now, you crazy bovine? - Matty Malaprop

TSARDINES!

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Quite conveniently, you can find them at nearly every grocery store in their adorable and easy-to-spot Raspu-tin. - Matty Malaprop

The Family Curse

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Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

r-p-o-p-h-e-s-s-a-g-l

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One thousand internetz to the first person to re-write the cummings poem my title is based on (with correct spacing, obviously). - Matty Malaprop