The bard truly had quite a biting wit. - Matty Malaprop
I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop
But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop
Who's the Turkey now, you crazy bovine? - Matty Malaprop
Quite conveniently, you can find them at nearly every grocery store in their adorable and easy-to-spot Raspu-tin. - Matty Malaprop
Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop
One thousand internetz to the first person to re-write the cummings poem my title is based on (with correct spacing, obviously). - Matty Malaprop
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