And to Think, it Used to Be an Olympic Sport

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And to Think, it Used to Be an Olympic Sport
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My mom always told me the tug life was a trap. She said there was no long-term appeal for living life on the ropes like that. - Matty Malaprop

INGLIP Understands

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Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop

I Couldn't Have Put it Better Myself

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I Couldn't Have Put it Better Myself
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I think I would have enjoyed elementary school much more if Evil Knievel had been my bus driver. - Matty Malaprop

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