The storm he brewed could have leveled all of the Midwest, but fortunately he turned off the coil right in the Nik of time. - Matty Malaprop
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I've been part of a lot of crazy investigations in my day, but I don't think I've ever witnessed a crime this... wild. BLARGHARGHARGHARGH-- - Matty Malaprop
So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop
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