My mom always told me the tug life was a trap. She said there was no long-term appeal for living life on the ropes like that. - Matty Malaprop
Hark! A vagrant apostrophe! And he's come around to RUIN yet another otherwise perfect pun. CREY. - Matty Malaprop
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He's a grown-ass man, so I wouldn't worry too much. If there's one thing I know about Carey Price, it's that he never has a problem Careying his own weight. - Matty Malaprop
You might even say the itch was tickled to receive such a present. - Matty Malaprop
Yo Naga, I'mma let you finish, but Magic: The Gathering merfolk circa Lorwyn block were the best fish-people things of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop
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