Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop
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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop
And here we see the Paula Deen Riding Things meme reaching its logical conclusion. And OH MY is it ever glorious. - Matty Malaprop
I always had a preference for Zero, but my mother forbade me owning a sword... :( - Matty Malaprop
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