And to Think, it Used to Be an Olympic Sport

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And to Think, it Used to Be an Olympic Sport
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My mom always told me the tug life was a trap. She said there was no long-term appeal for living life on the ropes like that. - Matty Malaprop

If Life Gives You Melons...

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If Life Gives You Melons...
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Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

Ohm My Word...

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Ohm My Word...
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The storm he brewed could have leveled all of the Midwest, but fortunately he turned off the coil right in the Nik of time. - Matty Malaprop

Lame Drawn Coon

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Lame Drawn Coon
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And despite the care and nuance put into the effort, the results are sadly very black and white. - Matty Malaprop

I Hissed (at) a Girl... And I Liked it

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I Hissed (at) a Girl... And I Liked it
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I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop