COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

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catchphrase,con,convention,homophone,khan,meme,quote,screaming,Star Trek
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Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. - Matty Malaprop

Dear Obama's Speechwriter: YOU'RE FIRED!

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barack obama,csi miami,david carosue,donald trump,double meaning,Hall of Fame,meme,the who,Theme Song,trump card,wont-get-fooled-again
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It's Actually Because He's Gluten Intolerant

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accepting,chrome,cookies,double meaning,literalism,meme,not,Okay,okay face,rage comic,Rage Comics
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I Sea What You Did There, Bad Joke Eel

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Bad Joke Eel,cliché,double meaning,goldfish,Hall of Fame,ICWUDT,meme,reaction,tank
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Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop

More like NO'Reilly AMIRITE?

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bill-oreilly,meme,oreilly,orly,Owl,side by side,similar sounding,surname
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Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed

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car,ditch,ditches,expletive,Ladies Love,lolwut,love,meme,rhyming
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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

Everybody's Waiting for the Filling

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3.14,delicious,FRIDAY,holiday,homophone,march 14,meme,noms,parody,pi,Pi Day,pie,Rebecca Black,trending,viral
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