Sexual Predator

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Sexual Predator
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Could someone please explain this whole leather couch meme to me? It's a bit of an Alien concept in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

Fairever Alone

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Fairever Alone
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Ferris wheel? More like unfairest wheel, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

MEGUSTAMAN

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MEGUSTAMAN
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I always had a preference for Zero, but my mother forbade me owning a sword... :( - Matty Malaprop

INGLIP Understands

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INGLIP Understands
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Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop

So Yeah, About That Whole 'Invincibility' Thing...

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So Yeah, About That Whole 'Invincibility' Thing...
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Methinks someone's disingenuousness might also be their Achille's heel... - Matty Malaprop

HAY GUISE!

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HAY GUISE!
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HAY GUISE WHATCHA DOIN' LOOKS LIKE FUN CAN I COME ALONG HAY WAIT PLEASE DON'T BRUSH ME OFF. - Matty Malaprop