Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop
Jimmy likes ur boss
I mean, it's maybe the only thing that even approaches the amazingness of the table flip.
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Methinks perhaps someone doesn't really understand the metaphorical nature of the barfing rainbows rage face... - Matty Malaprop
Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. - Matty Malaprop
Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop
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