Could someone please explain this whole leather couch meme to me? It's a bit of an Alien concept in my mind... - Matty Malaprop
Ferris wheel? More like unfairest wheel, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
I always had a preference for Zero, but my mother forbade me owning a sword... :( - Matty Malaprop
Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop
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HAY GUISE WHATCHA DOIN' LOOKS LIKE FUN CAN I COME ALONG HAY WAIT PLEASE DON'T BRUSH ME OFF. - Matty Malaprop
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