If Life Gives You Melons...

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Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

Oh Come On, Superassman Would Be a Way Cooler Hero

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Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop

I Couldn't Have Put it Better Myself

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I think I would have enjoyed elementary school much more if Evil Knievel had been my bus driver. - Matty Malaprop

Learn more about being a boss here!

Two Soon?

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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop