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Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop
As long as you keep up Doom Blade mana and keep growling you can tap it and remove it from combat instead of having it die? Seems like a pretty exceptional ass to me! - Matty Malaprop
Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop
Hark! A vagrant apostrophe! And he's come around to RUIN yet another otherwise perfect pun. CREY. - Matty Malaprop
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