Also Works With "But That Scholarship Bundle Seemed So Accommodating..."

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ä,bad idea,explanation,forever alone,homophones,literalism,loan,meme,rage comic,Rage Comics
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Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

CSI ASCII is My New Favorite ASCII

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ASCII,ascii art,birds,csi,double meaning,duck,ducked,ducks,meme,shade
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I mean, it's maybe the only thing that even approaches the amazingness of the table flip.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ - doɹdɐlɐɯ ʎʇʇɐɯ

Um... Well, Alright Then.

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barf jokes,barfing rainbows,lame,meme,misuse,romeo and juliet
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Methinks perhaps someone doesn't really understand the metaphorical nature of the barfing rainbows rage face... - Matty Malaprop

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

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catchphrase,con,convention,homophone,khan,meme,quote,screaming,Star Trek
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Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. - Matty Malaprop

The Most Overeasy Man in the World

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breakfast,dos equis,egg,eggs,Hall of Fame,lolwut,meme,similar sounding,the most interesting man in the world
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Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

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