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Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

Fairever Alone

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Fairever Alone
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Ferris wheel? More like unfairest wheel, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Ohm My Word...

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Ohm My Word...
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The storm he brewed could have leveled all of the Midwest, but fortunately he turned off the coil right in the Nik of time. - Matty Malaprop

I Hissed (at) a Girl... And I Liked it

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I Hissed (at) a Girl... And I Liked it
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I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop

I Sea What You Did There, Bad Joke Eel

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I Sea What You Did There, Bad Joke Eel
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Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop