homophones

karat,pin,carrot,homophones,three,homophone,diamond
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

billy idol,homophones,literalism,moor,more,rebel yell
By The_L
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Unfortunately for all involved, her rebel yell fell on no ears at all in the barrenness of the moor. - Matty Malaprop

By Gretgor
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Talk about classics, I wish they made more movies with such puns.

acute,angle,cute,double meaning,homophone,homophones,literalism,space
By Unknown
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It may act all acute, but angles like this are totally obtuse on the inside (except not actually, but lol no1curr math is for the birds!). - Matty Malaprop

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