A Marked Improvement, if You Ask Me

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A Marked Improvement, if You Ask Me
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I'd really love it if rottenray could help me paint my House. He clearly has a knack for color coordination. - Matty Malaprop

Pooh Puns

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Pooh Puns
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How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

It Made for Quite a Teenage Wasteland...

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It Made for Quite a Teenage Wasteland...
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Of all the casualties on that fateful day, the loss of Baba O'Riley was what really left the world reeling. - Matty Malaprop

Such a Colorful Cry

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At long last, we've finally discovered the key ingredient used in the making of Hindenburgers. - Matty Malaprop

ALL of the Paradoxes!

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ALL of the Paradoxes!
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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

Your Uncle Was Kind of An Ass...

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Your Uncle Was Kind of An Ass...
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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop