The Wonders of Botox

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It paralyzes your face AND it creates waterborne bovine! What could possibly be better? - Matty Malaprop

A-Door-Able

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I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop

Chuck Testa?

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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

It Made for Quite a Teenage Wasteland...

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Of all the casualties on that fateful day, the loss of Baba O'Riley was what really left the world reeling. - Matty Malaprop

This Match is Really Making Waves!

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I know it's exciting, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stay in your seat, Ennis. - Matty Malaprop

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