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He spent a good decade working in the banking industry, but a motion within his company to start charging farmers fees for their annual harvests was the last straw.

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Being a Norse god does have its drawbacks... namely that you're liable to be punished for simply existing. - Matty Malaprop

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You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

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