The Pinnacle of Phrasal Homophones

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The Pinnacle of Phrasal Homophones
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Punmaster Ceesick says: "The most confusing day of the year at the convention center."

I simply could not bring myself to change Ceesick's title for this post. That's a faux-intelligentsian title straight after my own condescending heart right there. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: His Life Couldn't Be Cheddar!

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SMP CLASSIC: His Life Couldn't Be Cheddar!
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It doesn't hurt that he's basically the big cheese around his office, either. - Matty Malaprop

PUNX.

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PUNX.
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It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

Relieves Itching, AND Angry Jurors!

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Relieves Itching, AND Angry Jurors!
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Or something like that. I WORK ON THE INTERNET. How the hell should I know what a court aide does? #TooLazyToGoogle - Matty Malaprop

He Wants to Grow Up to be a Quarterback

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He Wants to Grow Up to be a Quarterback
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So his recurring "guy who has severe psychological" issues role stems from daddy issues? Everything makes so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop

Only Made for Cuban Puns

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Only Made for Cuban Puns
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Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop