Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop
Is it weird that my only real takeaway from this whole thing was the mental image of frozen meerkats? - Matty Malaprop
Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop
Balancing a quadruped on a two-wheeled lift system? That's pretty much Upaya in a nutshell! - Matty Malaprop
It's a pretty great book, I'll admit. However I'm still more partial to its sister work, The Man With the Iron Musk. - Matty Malaprop
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