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And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

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... that's why there's always a few seconds of silence every time iPhone you. - Matty Malaprop

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But you know what isn't amiable? THE F*ING WATERMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Butthorn
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Is double crowning a real thing? HOW DO I PAGEANT-SPEAK? - Matty Malaprop