Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop
His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop
Axe is really a lot like Red Bull when you stop and think about it; both are synonymous with canned sh*t. - Matty Malaprop
And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop
He tried to take the story of his unlawful denial of employment to the press, but they wrote it off as yellow journalism. - Matty Malaprop
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