Only Made for Cuban Puns

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Only Made for Cuban Puns
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Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop

It Reacts Quite Quickly to Changing Seasons

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It Reacts Quite Quickly to Changing Seasons
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Strangely, though it lacks sentience, a number of scientists have found it quite easy to bond with. - Matty Malaprop

Three Karat Diamond Pin

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Three Karat Diamond Pin
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent
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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

It Vanished in the Starry Night

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It Vanished in the Starry Night
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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track

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It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop