A Birthday Tune for Loki

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He's a superhero god AND he knows how to tickle the ivories? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

Let's Just Hope No One Calls Meowt!

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Let's Just Hope No One Calls Meowt!
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He can walk the meerwalk, but I'm terribly skeptical as to whether or not this kitty can talk the meertalk. - Matty Malaprop

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It's a Thai!

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It's a Thai!
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And my parents always told me living on a diet of nothing but Pad See Ew was going to make me a fat loser... looks to me like they just got served! - Matty Malaprop

She's Often the Bearder of Bad News

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She's Often the Bearder of Bad News
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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

Animal Pickup Lines

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Animal Pickup Lines
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Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop