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By Static_Bunny (Via: The Pepper Pancake)
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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "Pepper is looking to at leash get a girl on his side."

Is it weird that the fourth panel immediately reminded me precisely of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises and nothing else? Because it did. - Matty Malaprop

acute,angle,cute,double meaning,homophone,homophones,literalism,space
By Unknown
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It may act all acute, but angles like this are totally obtuse on the inside (except not actually, but lol no1curr math is for the birds!). - Matty Malaprop

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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

airport,carrion,literalism,homophones,carry on,double meaning,luggage
Via: Reddit
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Ugh, this is the last straw! Alaska Airlines is dead to me thanks to this! - Matty Malaprop

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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

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