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He's a superhero god AND he knows how to tickle the ivories? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop
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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop
Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop
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