He Gon' Flip You the Bird!

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Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop

They Grow Up So Fast These Days...

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His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop

Do You Really Need Us to Answer That Question?

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Axe is really a lot like Red Bull when you stop and think about it; both are synonymous with canned sh*t. - Matty Malaprop

I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer

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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

This is Why You Shouldn't Make Puns During Job Interviews

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He tried to take the story of his unlawful denial of employment to the press, but they wrote it off as yellow journalism. - Matty Malaprop

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