It may seem to lacquer any sort of external glamor, but that thing is worth a for-tune! - Matty Malaprop
Personally, I think a hot dog bun would work better.
They were originally assembled under the group name "Tub Thumpers," but after the legal system knocked them down, they got back up again under the name you know and love today. - Matty Malaprop
It was horrible, you guys! They tied him up, covered his body in toxic chemicals, and hung him out to dry. What an awful way to go!
Punmaster Youthcat says: "I guess technically it'd also be an ARIAL attack."
I guess that's one way to show humans the joy of living under the sea... - Matty Malaprop
I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop
What I did there... DO YOU SEE IT? - Matty Malaprop
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