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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Smosh
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More like iLeela, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

life of pi Movie adaptation pi pie literalism book homophone - 6805506816
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... and then the tiger eats the pie and the protagonist jumps ship and swims for shore as fast as he pecan! #FakeSpoilers - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe you wouldn't have this problem with your face if you weren't so overindulgent with your pork spending, Jon! - Matty Malaprop

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By Sofa-Knee (Via: Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'I hope none of my peanut friends ever get a-salted.' -The Man"

Thanks for that write-up, "The Man." Saves me the trouble of having to do one of my own! - Matty Malaprop