And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop
You know, that theme song. - Matty Malaprop
FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop
"Let such pure hate still underprop / your story, that I may be / so hyper conscious / as to offer no sympathy / mainly from mine own self." - Matty Malaprop
That's actually what got him into the hip-hop game! He was fired from a menial retail position, and his boss told him to stick to mix tapes. - Matty Malaprop
"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop
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