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night vision,vision,literalism,homophone,night,knight
By Unknown
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I know they were the soldiers of their era, but knights have always seemed sword of condescending to me... - Matty Malaprop

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Carly Simon,homophone,literalism,lyrics,parody,song,vein,youre-so-vain
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Oh Carly Simon, I know I told all of your CDs that I wanted to throw them out of the window of my mother's Buick LeSabre when I was younger, but I promise I'm not the man I used to be. Please to forgive me for my veinity? - Matty Malaprop

bear,bear grylls,grill,grilling,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,man vs wild,similar sounding
By xyzpdq1
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Perhaps the only thing better would be a bear with a grill and Bear Grylls grilling bear meat at a grilling festival? - Matty Malaprop

wok,literalism,walk,homophone,double meaning,verb that noun
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I've never really wanted to try such a thing... guess I'm just too chicken and afraid of getting fried in the process. - Matty Malaprop

ä,fence,gifs,homophone,I,literalism,offense,take,this,TO
Via: Reddit
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Oh, I see what you did there, clever gif creator! - Matty Malaprop

after,before,CD player,dont,homophone,now,see,vanished
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

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