Well is it Fat At Least?

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It may seem to lacquer any sort of external glamor, but that thing is worth a for-tune! - Matty Malaprop

You Can Blame Chumbawumba...

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They were originally assembled under the group name "Tub Thumpers," but after the legal system knocked them down, they got back up again under the name you know and love today. - Matty Malaprop

DID HE DYEDED?

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It was horrible, you guys! They tied him up, covered his body in toxic chemicals, and hung him out to dry. What an awful way to go!

Ariel Attack!

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Punmaster Youthcat says: "I guess technically it'd also be an ARIAL attack."

I guess that's one way to show humans the joy of living under the sea... - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Eel Makes Babies Cry

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I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop