FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop

It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop

No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

Yowza, that Matt Smith owl is just the dreeeeeeeeeamiest. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks Punmaster Tubes-of-Tape for finding the source for this image!

What I did there... DO YOU SEE IT? - Matty Malaprop

He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop

Even big cats have issues catching the red dot, you know. - Matty Malaprop