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attire peel appealing homophone literalism double meaning banana classic
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Because those damn bananas in their damn pajamas were simply not dapper enough for anyone to care. - Matty Malaprop

bed bugs double meaning good good night Hall of Fame homophone knight literalism night saying
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And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I POSTED THE FIRST TWO VIDEOS IN THE SERIES IN REVERSE ORDER WHAT OF IT????? - Matty Malaprop

font forbidden groan-inducing Hall of Fame homophone offense sans serif serif surname
By Raptor2213 (Via: Escapist Magazine)
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A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism rapping wrapping wrapping paper
By Niko
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I'll take 20 rolls. I'm going 2Pac all of my holiday presents in this stuff! - Matty Malaprop