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doctor who,homophone,literalism,lord,thyme,Time lord
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I know watching TV is often a waste of time, but I can never tell myself oregaNO when it comes to "Dr. Who." - Matty Malaprop

arrest,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,homophones,literalism,lolwut,resistance,resisting,rest
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Maybe you'd have an easier time running from the cops if you weren't such a La-Z-Boy... - Matty Malaprop

coefficient of friction,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,mew,science,sound,symbol
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You think just whine because they are begging for food. But in fact they whine because they're calculating the coefficient AND begging for food. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,homophone,homophones,lies,literalism,mnemonic,pair,paralyze
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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,homophone,literalism,mullen,mulling,name,statement
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He later told the press that he rejected the proposal, stating that it would too much of a Panetta in the ass to implement. - Matty Malaprop

cat,colin,colin farrel,double meaning,feral,homophone,literalism,surname
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This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop

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