Oh, How I Lamb-ent Mistruths

Favorite
ewe,homophone,homophones,lion,literalism,lying,truth,truth be told,you
- -

And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

He Wrote That Theme Song You'll Never Get Out of Your Head

Favorite
moe,prefix,mozart,homophone,the simpsons
- -

You know, that theme song. - Matty Malaprop

Laughing While Eating is Quite Difficult, Really

Favorite
bread,breed,creepy,dogs,double meaning,eating,Hall of Fame,homophone,laughing,literalism,lolwut,purebred
- -

Bet You Didn't Realize Superman Was Black!

Favorite
Harry Potter,sirius black,serious,homophone,quote,superman
- -

FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop

He'd Prefer Something to Walden Ponder

Favorite
Hall of Fame,henry david thoreau,homophone,let such pure hate still underprop,parody,poem,similar sounding,thoreau,thorough,unimpressed,verse
- -

"Let such pure hate still underprop / your story, that I may be / so hyper conscious / as to offer no sympathy / mainly from mine own self." - Matty Malaprop

A Pun So Sweet, You'll Want to Lick the Wrapper

Favorite
wrapping,rap,wrap,literalism,lil wayne,homophone,double meaning,rapping
- -

That's actually what got him into the hip-hop game! He was fired from a menial retail position, and his boss told him to stick to mix tapes. - Matty Malaprop

Or Maybe Just Danson On My Own

Favorite
dancing,Dancing With The Stars,homophone,literalism,show,similar sounding,stars,Ted Danson,television,TV
- -

"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop