You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense

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You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense
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A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

Sadly None of His Hits Count for More Than Two Points

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Sadly None of His Hits Count for More Than Two Points
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Watching the pigs succumb to his Baller skills is pretty hiLarryous, though. Almost as hilarious as the unnecessary misspelling of Larry Bird's last name in this pun. - Matty Malaprop

Bet You Didn't Realize Superman Was Black!

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Bet You Didn't Realize Superman Was Black!
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FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop