I know they were the soldiers of their era, but knights have always seemed sword of condescending to me... - Matty Malaprop
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Oh Carly Simon, I know I told all of your CDs that I wanted to throw them out of the window of my mother's Buick LeSabre when I was younger, but I promise I'm not the man I used to be. Please to forgive me for my veinity? - Matty Malaprop
Perhaps the only thing better would be a bear with a grill and Bear Grylls grilling bear meat at a grilling festival? - Matty Malaprop
I've never really wanted to try such a thing... guess I'm just too chicken and afraid of getting fried in the process. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, I see what you did there, clever gif creator! - Matty Malaprop
Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop
What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop