But we're not going to be able to confirm or bust this myth without the help of CERN. - Matty Malaprop
Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop
At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop
Is it just me, or didn't most classical musicians seem awfully metrosexual for their eras? - Matty Malaprop
No coon is safe from the danger of getting absolutely rac'd in combat. - Matty Malaprop
Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. - Matty Malaprop
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