He Who Shall Not Be Played

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dynamite,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,lyrics,parody,rhyming,similar sounding,song,tayo cruz,voldemort
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♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Dumbledoor

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classic,dumbledore,Harry Potter,literalism,double meaning
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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

She Ain't As Sweet As She Looks

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bellatrix lestrange,candy,candy bar,Harry Potter,literalism,similar sounding,twix
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Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop