This Car Has a Sweet Spoiler!

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car,double meaning,dumbledore,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,kills,literalism,snape,spoiler
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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop

He Who Shall Not Be Played

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dynamite,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,lyrics,parody,rhyming,similar sounding,song,tayo cruz,voldemort
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♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

More or Less Obligatory, I Suppose

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boyfriend,outfit,attire,Harry Potter,uniform,dress,double meaning,keeper,quidditch
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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

Real Mature, Guys

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fart jokes,farts,Harry Potter,Hogwarts,immature,similar sounding,suffix
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I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop