SMP CLASSIC: Dumbledoor

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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

THIS IS ALL JUST ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!

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Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop

The Horcrux of the Joke

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Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

On July 15...

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After the Termites Got To it, It Doubled As a Deathly Hollow

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Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

But Do You Have a Flag?

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When in doubt about Eddie Izzard, ALWAYS reference the flag routine. #ThingsMyEditorToldMe #ButSeriouslyIt'sAlwaysFunny - Matty Malaprop

You Couldn't Be More Ron

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Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop