He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop
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Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop
When in doubt about Eddie Izzard, ALWAYS reference the flag routine. #ThingsMyEditorToldMe #ButSeriouslyIt'sAlwaysFunny - Matty Malaprop
Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop
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