Harry Potter

boyfriend,outfit,attire,Harry Potter,uniform,dress,double meaning,keeper,quidditch
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

argument,friends,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,how i met your mother,snape,subtlety,touché
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.

fart jokes,farts,Harry Potter,Hogwarts,immature,similar sounding,suffix
Via: Laila the Sphinx
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top