I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally

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I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

THIS IS ALL JUST ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!

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THIS IS ALL JUST ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!
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Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop

You Couldn't Be More Ron

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You Couldn't Be More Ron
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Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop