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It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

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By Unknown
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When it shatters its plaster cocoon, it will emerge as a beautiful marbled cat/fly! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Just make sure to take some Tums beforehand, because those whiskers are tantamount to nuclear fallout for your guts. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop

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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

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Via: Bec Hill
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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

Do you want more feline funny? We haz dat for you here!

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