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... and I'm not talking about this stick figure's horrible posture. - Matty Malaprop

a tale of two cities,cat,Cats,charles dickens,classic,homophone,illusion,literalism,novel,parody,tail,tale,title
By Snake73
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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

burrito,cat,purrito,similar sounding,wrapped up
By xyzpdq1
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Just make sure to take some Tums beforehand, because those whiskers are tantamount to nuclear fallout for your guts. - Matty Malaprop

cat,macro,armadillo,differences,Compare And Contrast,comma
By Unknown
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What is this, the homophonic armadillo convention or something? - Matty Malaprop

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