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cat,copy,copycat,double meaning,literalism
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I don't think anyone can argue that this fine feline has a real knack fur espionage. - Matty Malaprop

cat,get me out,Hall of Fame,homophones,lolwut,meow,pizza,similar sounding,skateboard
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It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

cataclysm,prefix,cat,literalism,double meaning
By Ginctm
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Punmaster Ginctm says: "'Upon the climax of the dark solstice, the cats will nom your face.' - Jacob 34:22"

The Bible, like all things, is immensely improved with the addition of KITTEHS. - Matty Malaprop

animals,cat,Cats,dolphin,dolphins,double meaning,kangaroo,kangaroos,literalism,names,Owl,owls,platypus,pun names,punny,puns,rattlesnake,rattlesnakes,rhino,rhinos
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

cat,got,idiom,literalism,similar sounding,thong,tongue
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I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop

cat,caterpillar,homophones,kitten,literalism,metamorphosis,or,pillar,similar sounding,syllables
By Unknown
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When it shatters its plaster cocoon, it will emerge as a beautiful marbled cat/fly! - Matty Malaprop

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