New Year's Resolution

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New Year's Resolution
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I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

These Mushrooms Just Said Something Real Mean About Yo Mamma

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These Mushrooms Just Said Something Real Mean About Yo Mamma
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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

Anybody Got Any Matches?

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Anybody Got Any Matches?
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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

Puns, Big Willie Style

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Puns, Big Willie Style
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Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop

Felines in Paris

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Felines in Paris
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Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg

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He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg
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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop