Geometry Puns Are Weird...

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A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop

Wait, Decline's an Option?

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Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop

New Year's Resolution

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I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!

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I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

This Could Only Be Better Under One Circumstance...

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... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

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