The More You Know *Shooting Star*

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I was going to say you bait it with greens, but I suppose that works too... - Matty Malaprop

Dressed With Greens

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Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat? A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop

Anybody Got Any Matches?

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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly

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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

A Joke as Old as the Scrolls Themselves

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... because they're Elder Scrolls, see? See what I did there? I'm so terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

I Think the Ice Actually Said Something a Bit Nastier...

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This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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