Scooby Puns

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Scooby Puns
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They're like Scooby Snacks, only the reeling lasts longer. #ThatOneWasOnTheHouse - Matty Malaprop

You Sher Locked Into That One, Emma

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You Sher Locked Into That One, Emma
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And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop

Anybody Got Any Matches?

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Anybody Got Any Matches?
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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While

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Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While
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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop