ice ice ice baby literalism lyrics recapitulation song Vanilla Ice
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I bet baby has some mad dance skills, but I just hope he doesn't melt under the pressure of his performance. - Matty Malaprop

bill cosby cosby insensitive kamikaze lolwut suffix
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Zippity Zoppity Jello Puddin' Pop Doo Boopity is roughly the sound a free-falling fighter plane makes. ~~THE MORE YOU KNOW~~ - Matty Malaprop

ultimatum door relationship lolwut literalism there's the door double meaning
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I'm sorry, door. This is the one and only time you'll ever make me cry. - Matty Malaprop

Pi Day pi irrational counseling double meaning
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I know their therapist means well, but I'm worried he's just going to further divide their relationship.

Happy Pi Day, everyone!