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QUESTION TIME. Which is more frustrating: endlessly spinning Youtube buffering or endlessly spinning OSX loading? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop

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I don't always spell out punchlines in my post titles, but when I do I completely ruin the (structural) integrity of the joke in the process. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop

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He just kept thinking: "What would I have to do to be able to live life on the lam?" - Matty Malaprop

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Beneath her dazzling, sometimes standoffish exterior, she's really just a woman who doesn't want to be kept hanging any longer. - Matty Malaprop

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