barf jokes,barfing rainbows,lame,meme,misuse,romeo and juliet
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Methinks perhaps someone doesn't really understand the metaphorical nature of the barfing rainbows rage face... - Matty Malaprop

cookies,delete,double meaning,literalism,mistake,question,undo
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NO! NO! CTRL + Z!! I was a little heated when I said those hurtful things! I know I ovenreacted, but now that I've cooled off, I want to say I'm sorry! - Matty Malaprop

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The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop

contacts,eye,literalism,advice,lost
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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

Van Gogh,van,go,nice,car,starry night,paint job,homophones,literalism,double meaning
Via: Reddit
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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

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