He's Gone Off the Grid!

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He's Gone Off the Grid!
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Looks like Waldo must have deleted his Facebook. And his LinkedIn. And his Myspace. And his MobileMe... and his Twitter... and... - Matty Malaprop

In Honor of No-Shave November

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In Honor of No-Shave November
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If you mustache a man why he would feel a fondness for his facial hair, then you'll probably never truly understand. - Matty Malaprop

Stephen Fry is a Star Warrior

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The part dear Mr. Fry omits is where Vader gets catty and tells Luke he'll give him his presents early if he can give him a hand getting them out of the closet. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

Men's Gymnastics

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Men's Gymnastics
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Punmaster lizziepaquette says: "People tell me to get a GRIP, but I just CHALK it all up to this PUNSANITY that's been happening."

Boy oh boy, that stick figure really DOES NOT look good in spandex... - Matty Malaprop

And Po-Mo Sounds Suspiciously Similar to Another Word...

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And Po-Mo Sounds Suspiciously Similar to Another Word...
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And while I have no problem whatsoever with the gays, I will freely admit to being bigoted against postmodernists. - Matty Malaprop