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I wish I could sleep this soundly... maybe it would help if I tried playing Ambient music before bed? - Matty Malaprop

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It's a pretty great book, I'll admit. However I'm still more partial to its sister work, The Man With the Iron Musk. - Matty Malaprop

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Now the next step for the Orange Crush team is figuring out how to fit 12 fluid ounces of liquid into their new packaging... - Matty Malaprop

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By tonis
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You better lose yourself in the chocolate you want it so never ever let it go... lest it melt in your hand and not in your mouth. - Matty Malaprop

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By rachel
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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

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By M Walker
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Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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So it's kind of like conveyor belt sushi but with a less appealing schtick? I guess I'm okay with that...