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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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Stepmom pressures her 35-year-old stepdaughter, who has a 4 and 8-year-old, to bring her 9-year-old half-brother on her family trip to Paris: 'Jake is not my responsibility and never will be.'
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Frugal 34-year-old refuses to pay for a $11k luxury senior facility for his parents, protecting his future by setting financial boundaries: ‘They are choosing a lifestyle above what their finances support’
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Family want to force neighbors to stop showering at midnight because they wake up at 5am: 'The walls are very thin'
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Boss withholds commission paycheck from sales employees because the business is struggling, blames missed paycheck on employees work ethic: 'We've got to do better, we got to get more.'
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Bride forbids guests from staying in an accommodation that's $1000 cheaper than the one she chose: 'It is a 1 minute walk from the wedding venue'
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