mario

Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, Mario, but the princess is in another fruit bowl. - Matty Malaprop

... I'm just gonna leave this here.

What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop

Dude's gotta get his fire flower potting soil somewhere, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

... does that make Mama June a Piranha Plant? Because that would just make SO MUCH sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

Who wants to drink some "spirits"? - Matty Malaprop