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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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‘‘He said he was under the impression that my visa debit was a credit card’: 26-year-old brother uses 16-year-old sister’s card for Amazon purchases, pushing her to warn she’ll report fraud to get her money back
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Labor Day weekend campers arrive to find their pre-booked prime site occupied, and have to get a ranger involved to force a move: ‘Shoulda booked earlier, my friends’
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Man treats neighbor's parking space like an extra spot, learns a $300 lesson when neighbor tows his in-law's car: 'Ever since then, my driveway has stayed crystal clear'
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Hiring manager tells new hire her first day of work is Monday, September 22nd, fires her when she doesn't show up on Tuesday, September 2nd: 'Your employment has been terminated due to not reporting to work on the first day'
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Dad scolds aunt for buying her 12-year-old niece 2 pairs of glasses and contact lenses because he can't afford them for her or his 4 stepchildren: 'He’s sick of me and Haley rubbing her stuff in her step-siblings' faces.'
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