modern living

OUTLET PRICES Drive 3 hours to save a penny

NECK STRETCHER We aren't really sure why, but this will do it

BEING ORGANIZED is for people who are too lazy to look fro their stuff.

OH MY GOD Soylent Gas is people.

BLOOD COVERED CHAIRS They can't tell the truth.

MEANWHILE... In Russia

YOUR MEETING You'll never get there... ever

THIS Is why you shouldn't pick up women when you are drunk

DEBIT NOT DA SAME AS CASH

I Am going to get sooooo high

MY DIGNITY It is gone.

DIRECTIONS In retrospect asking a hooker for directions was a little risky

GET OUT Of my facebook picture!!!

POST DEATH STAR Moving sucks

AIDS Coming to a Community near You