modern living

MEH A valid raction to most things on facebook

MAYBE you should wash them

BANANA REPUBLIC There's the banana.

INTERGALACTIC BIRTH CONTROL Get probed responsibly

MY DIGNITY It is gone.

NECK STRETCHER We aren't really sure why, but this will do it

YOUR PENIS You want it back

I Am going to get sooooo high

PRIORITIES Take the picture, then save your child from being eaten alive.

THE MATRIX It teaches people its alright to take pills from people you have just met.

WATERMELON CART For when you need your watermelon on the go

ULTIMATE CAMOUFLAGE

OH MY GOD Soylent Gas is people.