modern living

SCIENCE flies you to the Moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

SKEPTICAL Calmly, patiently listening to what others have to say, and recognizing when they're feeding you a line of s**t.

RECESSION Clearly a global epidemic if Carmen Sandiego is catching a train

OLD PEOPLE Don't let them con you!!!

BLOOD COVERED CHAIRS They can't tell the truth.

CAMO SNUGGIE Because you don't want your friends to see you in one.

AIDS Coming to a Community near You

CAKES Slang for babies

Bonus internets if you know what's game this is.

ADVERTISING Breaking rules 1 and 2 of Fight Club

MOUNTAINS Because you weren't lonely enough in your bedroom

DEBIT NOT DA SAME AS CASH

OUTLET PRICES Drive 3 hours to save a penny

STUPID KIDS I'll learn 'em to stay off'a my lawn!

FAMILY PLANNING $600 is an understatement

INVESTMENT ADVICE You should've listened, because now the idea of getting that tank doesn't sound too bad does it?