modern living

YOUR MEETING You'll never get there... ever

SNUGGLING A moment of peace in our otherwise hectic lives.

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING you're doin it right

MAYBE you should wash them

WATERMELON CART For when you need your watermelon on the go

SKEPTICAL Calmly, patiently listening to what others have to say, and recognizing when they're feeding you a line of s**t.

HAPPY COUNTRY Has run out of happy.

CAMO SNUGGIE Because you don't want your friends to see you in one.

CAKES Slang for babies

Bonus internets if you know what's game this is.

NECK STRETCHER We aren't really sure why, but this will do it

BEING ORGANIZED is for people who are too lazy to look fro their stuff.

DEBIT NOT DA SAME AS CASH

ALONE IN THE DESERT Taking pictures of yourself from a distance.

THESE STEREOTYPES Apparently funding a billion dollar market. Yay!