modern living

MY DIGNITY It is gone.

PRIORITIES Take the picture, then save your child from being eaten alive.

BEING ORGANIZED is for people who are too lazy to look fro their stuff.

LONELINESS ITS WHAT'S FOR DINNER

WATERMELON CART For when you need your watermelon on the go

YOUR MEETING You'll never get there... ever

VOMIT ON YOUR ASSAILANT It's your best chance to escape

ULTIMATE CAMOUFLAGE

SPOOGE It's What's for Dinner!

CYBERBULLYING It's even meaner when you use technology.

PELVIC THRUST Evoking emotions such as, wonder, fear and delight... all at once!

FAMILY PLANNING $600 is an understatement

TRUNK GATOR car jack me and see what happens

ALONE IN THE DESERT Taking pictures of yourself from a distance.

THE MATRIX It teaches people its alright to take pills from people you have just met.