modern living

TRUNK GATOR car jack me and see what happens

EMOS they make the best environmentalists

BEING ORGANIZED is for people who are too lazy to look fro their stuff.

STREET FIGHTER Teaching soccer players since 1987

MAYBE you should wash them

MOUNTAINS Because you weren't lonely enough in your bedroom

INVESTMENT ADVICE You should've listened, because now the idea of getting that tank doesn't sound too bad does it?

AIDS Coming to a Community near You

HAPPY COUNTRY Has run out of happy.

GET OUT Of my facebook picture!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK: ... an' you would kill him if you did!

SNUGGLING A moment of peace in our otherwise hectic lives.

MY DIGNITY It is gone.

OUTLET PRICES Drive 3 hours to save a penny

FISTING The true way to say 'I love you'