modern living

SWEET Free Internet

BEING ORGANIZED is for people who are too lazy to look fro their stuff.

OLD PEOPLE Don't let them con you!!!

ALONE IN THE DESERT Taking pictures of yourself from a distance.

BLOOD COVERED CHAIRS They can't tell the truth.

I PLAN TO

WHITE POWER Oh yeah. Even TOOTHPASTE is racist.

PELVIC THRUST Evoking emotions such as, wonder, fear and delight... all at once!

HAPPY COUNTRY Has run out of happy.

INDIVIDUALITY You will never have it.

CAMO SNUGGIE Because you don't want your friends to see you in one.

WATERMELON CART For when you need your watermelon on the go

MEANWHILE... In Russia