modern living

GET OUT Of my facebook picture!!!

THE COLOR YELLOW Wiffle Ball owns it

OH MY GOD Soylent Gas is people.

THEY Have a cake for everything now

PRIORITIES Take the picture, then save your child from being eaten alive.

DESTINY He's been waiting his whole life for this moment.

CAMO SNUGGIE Because you don't want your friends to see you in one.

INDIVIDUALITY You will never have it.

OBVIOUS FAKE Sand People align their cubicles in single file to better hide their productivity.

CYBERBULLYING It's even meaner when you use technology.

YOUR PENIS You want it back

INTERGALACTIC BIRTH CONTROL Get probed responsibly

MOUNTAINS Because you weren't lonely enough in your bedroom

WORKING Get paid as much as possible for doing as little as possible