modern living

TEXTING More important than human contact

TRUNK GATOR car jack me and see what happens

THEY Have a cake for everything now

THESE STEREOTYPES Apparently funding a billion dollar market. Yay!

GET OUT Of my facebook picture!!!

STUPID KIDS I'll learn 'em to stay off'a my lawn!

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK: ... an' you would kill him if you did!

ALONE IN THE DESERT Taking pictures of yourself from a distance.

BANK OF AMERICA F* OFF!!!

DO YOU HAVE THE TIME?

RECESSION Clearly a global epidemic if Carmen Sandiego is catching a train

PELVIC THRUST Evoking emotions such as, wonder, fear and delight... all at once!

SKEPTICAL Calmly, patiently listening to what others have to say, and recognizing when they're feeding you a line of s**t.