modern living

INTERGALACTIC BIRTH CONTROL Get probed responsibly

PRIORITIES Take the picture, then save your child from being eaten alive.

OBVIOUS FAKE Sand People align their cubicles in single file to better hide their productivity.

CYBERBULLYING It's even meaner when you use technology.

DIRECTIONS In retrospect asking a hooker for directions was a little risky

FISTING The true way to say 'I love you'

SWEET Free Internet

DISAPPOINTMENT The greatest Gift of All

AIDS Coming to a Community near You

STUPID KIDS I'll learn 'em to stay off'a my lawn!

MAYBE you should wash them

SNUGGLING A moment of peace in our otherwise hectic lives.

GET OUT Of my facebook picture!!!

PELVIC THRUST Evoking emotions such as, wonder, fear and delight... all at once!

BEING ORGANIZED is for people who are too lazy to look fro their stuff.