modern living

THE MATRIX It teaches people its alright to take pills from people you have just met.

ADVERTISING Breaking rules 1 and 2 of Fight Club

MOUNTAINS Because you weren't lonely enough in your bedroom

SCIENCE flies you to the Moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

INVESTMENT ADVICE You should've listened, because now the idea of getting that tank doesn't sound too bad does it?

EMOS they make the best environmentalists

RECESSION Clearly a global epidemic if Carmen Sandiego is catching a train

WORKING Get paid as much as possible for doing as little as possible

ULTIMATE CAMOUFLAGE

IN CAPITALIST AMERICA Banks rob you!

LONELINESS ITS WHAT'S FOR DINNER

DESTINY He's been waiting his whole life for this moment.

SWEET Free Internet

PELVIC THRUST Evoking emotions such as, wonder, fear and delight... all at once!