Lord of the Rings

MISTER FRODO never knew

MOORE DOOR open 9-5 Mon-Fri 10-4 Sat Closed Sun and all Federal Holidays

IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN charlie brown

BIG BROTHER SAURON is watching you

HOW I FEEL AFTER I TAKE FINALS

STILL hotter than snookie

DARTH NAZGUL the ultimate nerd villains

JEALOUSY it sucks

PLANKING WITH GANDALF because the roof of Orthanac is too mainstream

HOW TO RETURN IT one does not simply walk into Mordor

ABOUT the same height, though