Lord of the Rings

DUMBLEDORE Is now Gandalf the White

THAT is the Witch-King of Angmar, not Sauron, he will rule nothing

I WILL DO IT I will take the ring into Mordor

THEIR ARMOR IS WEAK at the knees

THAT'S RIGHT bow b*tches

PLANKING WITH GANDALF because the roof of Orthanac is too mainstream

ABOUT the same height, though

MORGAN FREEMAN can

KYLE the ancient kings of Gondor are looking for him

YOU WOULD BE GRUMPY TOO If people used Comic Sans when typing your name

SMEAGOL would like some privacy while he's takes a dump, please

MISTER FRODO never knew

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GRADUATE FROM Mordor University