Lord of the Rings

PLANKING WITH GANDALF because the roof of Orthanac is too mainstream

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO... wait a minute where am I?

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ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL...

WRONG when he was gollum he was underground

"FLY, YOU FOOLS" lolcat learn your lines

APPLE We have only to remove those who appose us

MORGAN FREEMAN can

LORD OF THE RING TONES one does not simply call mordor.

KYLE the ancient kings of Gondor are looking for him

TROLLING older than the Internet

YOU JUST SIMPLY CAN'T WALK INTO MORDOR but maybe, if riding a horse...