DUMBLEDORE Is now Gandalf the White
THAT is the Witch-King of Angmar, not Sauron, he will rule nothing
I WILL DO IT I will take the ring into Mordor
THEIR ARMOR IS WEAK at the knees
THAT'S RIGHT bow b*tches
PLANKING WITH GANDALF because the roof of Orthanac is too mainstream
ABOUT the same height, though
MORGAN FREEMAN can
KYLE the ancient kings of Gondor are looking for him
YOU WOULD BE GRUMPY TOO If people used Comic Sans when typing your name
SMEAGOL would like some privacy while he's takes a dump, please
MISTER FRODO never knew
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GRADUATE FROM Mordor University