Lord of the Rings

SARUMAN WITH A GUITAR you cannot simply rock into Mordor

"FLY, YOU FOOLS" lolcat learn your lines

THE LADY OF THE WOOD also looking for kyle

THEIR ARMOR IS WEAK at the knees

MORDOR one does not simply benjoiseau in it.

THAT is the Witch-King of Angmar, not Sauron, he will rule nothing

STILL hotter than snookie

FOR FRODO!

LADY GAGA newly married to Sauron

YOU WOULD BE GRUMPY TOO If people used Comic Sans when typing your name