Lord of the Rings

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Faramir told me he "died well, achieving some good readings. His face was more pressurized even than in life." - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop

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Go on shawty, it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday; we gon' party like it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday. - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

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I love the whole trilogy, but Return of the Popcorn Chicken was definitely my favorite of the three. - Matty Malaprop

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This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop