Lord of the Rings

We have agreed: You are a hipster. - Matty Malaprop

GONNA TAKE A LOT TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU / THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED ORCS OR MORE COULD EVER DO / I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN MIDDLE-EARTH / GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO FIND THE RINGS WE NEVER HAVE" - Matty Malaprop

I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop

Go on shawty, it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday; we gon' party like it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday. - Matty Malaprop

Because one does not simply rocket-jump into Mordor. - Matty Malaprop

Faramir told me he "died well, achieving some good readings. His face was more pressurized even than in life." - Matty Malaprop

I love the whole trilogy, but Return of the Popcorn Chicken was definitely my favorite of the three. - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop