Lord of the Rings

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This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, seriously. The old sets were SO INDISTINCT. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to sprout heterosexual love stories in my fictional LEGO town when I was a kid using the generic lego faces? #ThingsIActuallyDidAsAChild - Matty Malaprop

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

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A white alien!? There's no such thing in my hometown (MONTANA BOOOOOOO)... - Matty Malaprop

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I love the whole trilogy, but Return of the Popcorn Chicken was definitely my favorite of the three. - Matty Malaprop

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Faramir told me he "died well, achieving some good readings. His face was more pressurized even than in life." - Matty Malaprop