impossible

VERTICAL KAYAKING Because horizontal kayaking isn't enough of a challenge.

DAMN YOU THERMODYNAMICS Always ruining everything

THE NAVY He is getting out of it

JEAN-LUC PICARD No longer from France or the Future

HE'S GOOD really good

3 PR0N You're gonna be pregnant watching it

WHEN YOU SEE IT You will go "Awww"

BUT IF YOU AVERAGE THEM...

I CHOOSE OCTOPUS Where's the slot?

BACON HUNTING

Funny signs? Oh here's some more. (via Oddly Specific)