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EXPLANATIONS Sometimes you don't really want them

THE MILE HIGH CLUB It's not just for humans ...

WALL-E the first one

YOUR TUBA ARMY IS READY SIR, shall I signal the Brown Noise?

GUNS They are overrated

VAGINAL FLUIDS During the 70's, they were green.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA Boat Ride You

WAIT and your pear is only $0.45 LB? lets pull over.

HOLY COW! K-Mart still has stores open?

DEATH STAR THE VERY BEGINNING

BEWARE of cows eating cars

IMPOSSIBLE you can't dislike super troopers

UM... who took that picture?

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS Make an artificial anus