SEEMS LEGIT
BOOBS This is how you squeeze them.
HE'S GOOD really good
AT THIS POINT The entire Space/Time continuum is probably invalid
DAMN YOU THERMODYNAMICS Always ruining everything
SUDDENLY Potatoes.
THE POPE judges your BMX skills
YOU DON'T KNOW JACK: ... an' you would kill him if you did!
NOT EXACTLY CERTAIN But I assume Michael Jackson was involved
DEATH STAR THE VERY BEGINNING
THE NAVY He is getting out of it
AWESOME DAD is awesome!
