impossible

VAGINAL FLUIDS During the 70's, they were green.

LEGITIMATELY SEEMING

VERTICAL KAYAKING Because horizontal kayaking isn't enough of a challenge.

GIRLFRIENDS Are overrated

JUST SAY YES Next time Chuck Norris asks to borrow your bike...

ONLY IN VEGAS ...does Larry get to wash and then dirty his drawers in the same location

IS THAT The Weasleys?

FREE AIR GUITARS Please take one only.

NECK STRETCHER We aren't really sure why, but this will do it

STUPID GLOBAL WARMING Now, all my watches are f**king useless

SUDDENLY Potatoes.

BEWARE of cows eating cars

AT THIS POINT The entire Space/Time continuum is probably invalid

FK YOU DOG fk you

WALL-E the first one