FETISHES even cavemen have them

POOL DISINFECTANT probably a good idea

SMOKING will either kill you or harm you, depending on which carton you choose

MEANWHILE in Jamaica...

P.E.T.A. won't be happy about this.

SOMEWHERE IN RUSSIA License and registration please....

SO IF THEY KISS A BOY they join the clergy and get to heaven

HARDWOOD not what I want to find on a woman

REASON #74 WHY I DON'T LIVE IN CALIFORNIA

FALCON PUNCH in 3, 2, 1

IT'S OBVIOUS He's watching pr0n