WALTZING WITH THE WIFE next time, read the fine print

SOMEONE hasn't been watching the news lately

NINJA You're doing it wrong. Oh, so wrong.

THE ROBO-TOILET WHEN YOUR ANUS IS WORTH 1 MILLION DOLLARS

EMO ICE CREAM it never melts, it just ries a lot.

FOLLOW ME I'm going to the internet

GLADOS

BARBIE she really let herself go...

COMFORT ZONE I'm never leaving it again

DEFINITELY a better love story than twilight

b*tch PLEASE Your forefathers traveled 4,000 miles of ocean in order to BE the first immigrants