JAPANESE because some people still don't know the difference

DEAR DIARY: jackpot

THEY WERE THINKING hey, teen girls and their mothers would love this and we get more money

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. here, take this crowbar.

WE CAN'T READ sincerely the squirrels

MEDIA COVERAGE literally

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD... that you attacked a building with a house?

Tunnel This!

PLAYING OUTSIDE you're doing it right

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A PILLOW

SEEMS LEGIT

MEANWHILE in australia

I'M A REBEL

THIS ONE TIME at band camp