A CARTON OF CIGARETTES I thought that's what you give someone who is going to prison

CUP HOLDERS Dont you DARE put beverages in them

LIKE A BOAT

WHAT THE HELL is this?

SNAP!

ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS You must meet our low standards

FACEBOOK & YOU if you're not paying for it, you're not the customer. You're the product being sold.

MISS UNIVERSE CONTESTANTS well it's better than having them answer questions about maps.

DOUCHEBAG ALL AROUND

CSI cat scene investigation

OBVIOUSLY He didn't walk there.

INEQUALITY when asian babies with bowl cuts read newspapers

MIDDLE AGE when you are warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman