NINJA You're doing it wrong. Oh, so wrong.

DICK CLARK he isn't dead, he's just gone home

OR HOGWARTS

BITCH PLEASE DARTH HELMUT DID IT FIRST darth helmut, self player level: epic

WELL... hope the sheep knows where he's going

BLUE BALLS no longer only hurting men

HOW THE HELL is Zubat holding Squirtle?

Maybe they have the answers?

VIVA LA EVOLUCION nuff said.

HE IS COMING so run edward

JACKASS circa 1950

MOMMY... is that how baby cars are made?

STILL NOT AS BUGGY AS THE IPHONE 5...

THE OTHER MORAL OF THE STORY: you can kidnap a school boy with no negative consequences

WOULD'VE FINISHED but stopped to masturbate.