B*TCH PLEASE I was the first iPad

SNORTING COKE Never mind...

CHROME DELOREAN your argument has never been so invalid

INCLUDING monica geller,

LESBIANS in public

SEEMS LEGIT

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

EMPATHY You're doing it wrong.

HEY Anyone know where I can download a car?

DOESN'T MATTER had rex

REAL COLLEGE where you would need to know the difference between angels and angles.

I'M SORRY but this just doesn't float my boat

PUNCTUATION the difference between "masturbates, Grandma" and "masturbates Grandma