ZOMBIE BEARS JUST KILL YOURSELF

BAD NEWS it seems you have a terminal case of stupid, unfortunately there is no cure.

HELL NO! I don't even like iPods

SECURITY LEVEL def con 1

MIX UP it happened in the dressing room

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST also teaching kids about cannibalism since 1991

ORGAN DONOR you're doing it right

L I M P B I S C U I T

STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN- wait... I really don't know how to call this one