MARRIAGE I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening

CREEPY TRUCK It's on the lookout.

HEY, HALLMARK! try to beat this card.

GLITTER GLUE electron micrographs of DNA have never been so easy!

NIGHTMARES Yeah, this kid is going to have them.

IDIOCRACY'S PREDICTION OF THE FUTURE at the rates society's going now, actually seems legit

EMPATHY You're doing it wrong.

THURSDAY SUCKS but Wednesday was worth it.

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OKAY, NOW... SITH! good boy

OH NO NO NO! I do NOT want to go further

TWO GOOD REASONS to watch the food channel

INTOXICATION you know you're drunk when your jokes become reality