FAKE ORGASMS They wouldn't exist if you just tried a bit harder.

SAW IT. but has Bean done already

WAIT my dog's balls just fell off.

EVACUATION PROCEDURE Remove the window, then just stand there and think about what you've done.

SECRETARY INTERVIEW you're hired

SUBMITTED in picture form

AFTER MANY MONTHS OF HARD WORK... they managed to change the color.

Sheen Vs Gibson Deification God made me crazy/Crazy made me God

HOLY CRAP! He's leaking oil

DOESN'T COUNT unless it is below the waist

YOUR ARGUMENT is invalid

CUTE RUSSIANS There are only three of them.

MEANWHILE... in Charlie Sheen's study