COMMUNITY SERVICES like sauerkraut in your ear

WHOEVER MADE THIS is either a genius or an idiot

IF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling eachother would be pretty much the greatest thing ever.

GONOHERPESYPHILAIDS

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN they hatin'

INDIFFERENT now positive

FACEBUTT social networking in hell

APPARENTLY Paris and Britney are from the future

KNUCKLE-DUSTER PISTOL KNIFE the most useless weapon of all

OFFER ACCEPTED

WAIT What?

OREGON now closer to canada than even alaska