PIMP MY ALPACA premiering on fox this sunday

CANDY go ahead and take it. What's the worst that could happen?

THE EMPIRE boy those budget cuts are really starting to show

HEIDI KLUM should be showing a little more skin

PARDON ME do you have any grey poupon

SKYNET not quite as intelligent as the movies suggest

THE CURE let's hope someone finds it.

AMNESIA ROCK Helping you forget, one blow to the head at a time.

SOMEBODY please give these men some towels

NOT QUITE in capitalist america, jokes have russians

YES IT DOES in Korea that can get you killed

NO EMERGENCY? donut shop closes at 5!

FAKE computers would know that it's "an error" not "a error."