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No Need To Panic Over 'Murder Hornets,' According To This Informative Thread

Recently it was announced that the Asian giant hornet, otherwise known as the "murder hornet" had been spotted in North America for the first time earlier this month. While many of us have been downright panicking over it, others have been doing their research, like this woman, who decided to draft up a Facebook post of the misconceptions about our new little yellow friend. We hope it puts your mind a little more at ease!

Interesting Facebook thread explaining why the threat of "murder hornets" is largely sensationalized | Marianne Alleyne Monday at 5:10 PM Dropping some more hornet knowledge (compiled multiple posts have seen come by today, including Annie Rich Thompson): | NY Times ran story this weekend which promptly echoed through local media outlets about Asian Giant Hornet which they so thoughtfully deemed murder hornet so doing, they have blown problem way out proportion.
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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (5-02 To 5-08)

Happy Friday! This week's Dank Drop roundup has a healthy mix of content that we think you're gonna like. And the best part? No mention of coronavirus anywhere! Check out last week's Dank Drop here!

The best dank memes from the past week | elon Musk Drakeposting Setting password as ea e.creato child's name Naming child after password | Humans Elephants are scared mice? Don't they realize much bigger they are Also humans they see bug: screaming ventriloquist dummy
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26 Times Brainiacs Asked The Internet Some Extremely Dumb Questions

You know the saying that there's no such thing as a stupid question? Yeah, well that is blatantly untrue and you should feel bad if you asked any of the following questions submitted to sites like Quora and Yahoo Answers. 

Just kidding...we appreciate it because we got some hearty laughs out of it!

Funny and stupid question people asked on Quora | should do about my 19-year-old son? He's serious about 20-year-old girl same class at his university and do not approve him dating an older woman social norm is husband be older.
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'Muscle Man Chasing Runner' Memes Are Both Amusing And Nightmarish

This meme, which likely comes from a biology textbook illustration, is a terrifying depiction of running away from one's problems. We like to think that whoever designed said illustration had a sense of humor, because it is far too ridiculous and creepy to have been designed unironically. Have fun sleeping after scrolling and check out Know Your Meme for more!

Funny dank memes entitled, "Muscle Man Chasing Runner" | Muscles make body move Give skin, George | Muscles make body move. JOE BIDEN HIS OWN ACTIONS
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Existential Memes For Pessimists Trying To Figure Out The Meaning Of Life

It seems that whatever higher power is watching over us certainly wants us all dead. In 2020 alone we've dealt with plague, UFOs, wildfires, murder hornets, and who the hell knows what's next. Does anything even matter anymore? We're starting to think the answer to that is no. So here are 23 memes about the fact that life literally has no meaning.

Funny memes about existentialism | Grey Plague @Narkissos Stop saying life is joke s not. Jokes have meaning. 12:57 AM 17 Nov 19 Twitter Android Never before have been so offended by something one hundred percent agree with. | Without objective morality, everything is permissible. nutella spaghetti
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Dude Tries To Get His 'Beta' Friend To Break Up With His Girlfriend, Cringe Ensues

As far as cringey online interactions go, this one is definitely up there for the amount of discomfort it makes us feel. It takes a lot of guts (read: stupidity) to ask your friend if he'll break up with his girlfriend for you. This dude very clearly gives zero f*cks!

Cringey text message story about a guy who tries to get his friend to break up with his girlfriend | Hey man, can talk about guess so about her been talking with her lot and grown pretty close. know her boyfriend and all but gonna politely ask if could break up with her just really feel connection her and she would be happy with
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Fifteen Orwellian Posts Representing The Dystopian Hellhole We Live In

The following posts depict the strange, surreal times we're living in right now, and we have to be honest in that they may even hit a little too close to home. Scroll down to see for yourself. If you want to feel even weirder and more hopeless, check out /r/BoringDystopia!

Posts about the strange times we're living in currently | think people who sent those masks were trying help doctors and nurses who didn't have PPE not be part an art project H Hill O @thehill 2h WATCH: Cuomo unveils collage masks sent around US self-portrait America" | WORKPLACE EVOLUTION Why crying employees can sometimes be sign healthy workplace Occasionally crying at work is normal-and can sometimes indicate an honest work culture. But there are some best practices follow dealing with cowor
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'Murder Hornets' Are 2020's Latest Little Gift To Us

Is anyone even phased by anything anymore? At this point, news could break that an asteroid is barreling toward planet earth and literally no one would bat an eye. It seems that May's little "surprise" for us is the Asian giant hornet, or as it's more commonly being referred to, the "murder hornet" that was spotted in North America for the first time just a few months ago. Luckily these guys typically aren't aggressive toward humans, but they are known to decapitate honey bees with their horrifyingly large claws. On the bright side, perhaps this will encourage people to stay inside so we can tackle the pandemic going on? Thanks 2020!

Funny dank memes about the introduction of "murder hornets" to North America | People America seeing murder hornets are being found America first time hiking fish on fire | Covid-19 numbers start decline Murder Hornets Vector's hey
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10 Cringey Nice Guys Who Need To Cool It With The Role-Play Speak

What is it with Nice Guystm and role-playing? This should go without saying, but we don't like that sh*t, so although this might seem harsh, we're doing you a service here. Dudes, if you're reading this, we hate that we have to remind you not to do this, but here we are.

Cringe posts, nice guys, facepalm | *looks my feet shyly and then youre pretty smart girl know right *blushes* Um pretty sure other girls are smart eyes widen bit surprise* THINKS MYSELF: oh no oh no she didnt like W-well its just boilogy men are smarter have higher IQ's on average. Like my IQ is 159 Anyway lets move on smiles cheerfully going block now *looks shock why thought were nice but youre actually birch guess all women are same now sighs, then sadly blocks before can block Aa |
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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (4-25 To 5-01)

Hooray, it's the moment of the week that you've been waiting for! If you aren't familiar with the Dank Drop, it's where we bring you our favorite dank memes from the past week. Check out /r/DankMemes and last week's installment for more!

The best dank memes from the past week | Teachers use Zoom Teachers use Discord B Plar Miss Frizzle magic bus | My desktop right now beg memes if kim jong un kim jong un mercy dies memes if survived korean
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Guy's 'Aunt' Tries To Scam Him Over Facebook So He Whips Out Some Grade-A Trolling

These gift card scammers just won't quit, so much so that it's honestly an art form at this point. Of course, the recipient of the scam in this case is much more skilled at this whole trolling thing than we'll ever be, so we have to salute his hilarious and valiant efforts for that!

Guy's 'Aunt' Tries To Scam Him Over Facebook So He Whips Out Some Grade-A Trolling | Hello are doing? Hey Aunt Christine doing well thank is everyone doing there can now call each other and see information like Active Status and read messages. Doing wonderfully great. Hope everything is going on fine with Yep can't complain stationed San Diego. My wife and kids are back Va Okay. Good hear. Ahh ok heeere we go
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Nonsensical AI-Generated Memes Are Straight-Up Gold

We've just found our new favorite thing on the internet: This Meme Does Not Exist, a feature on the site Imgflip that generates memes using artificial intelligence. The results are completely ridiculous, but they certainly had us laughing.

Try it out for yourself, and please share the results with us.

Funny memes generated with artificial intelligence | distracted boyfriend MY FRIENDS WHO FORGET EARTH made with Al on imgflip.com | Hard swallow pills HOLY SHIT 54 543 made with Al on imgfilip.com
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Hilarious Twitter Thread Details A Totally Insane Christian Action Movie

Strap in folks, cause you're in for a wild ride. PhD candidate Laura Robinson took to Twitter to detail a totally ridiculous movie she watched with her husband. The movie, entitled Assassin 33 AD, has pretty much everything including time travel, machine guns, and a frat house in heaven. 

And the best part of this movie is that it isn't ironic at all. You can watch the trailer here if  you dare - it's really...something. But if you'd rather have a text rundown of the whole movie then scroll down. Godspeed.

Funny Twitter thread about a Christian movie called "Assassin 33 AD" | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster.
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Unexplained UFO Footage Officially Released By The Pentagon, Because What Else Could Go Wrong In 2020

Just when we thought things couldn't possibly get worse in 2020, here we are with Pentagon-confirmed UFO sightings. That's right, the Pentagon just released this footage (shown below) of pilots reacting to possible extraterrestrial aircraft darting around the sky in inexplicable fashion. What we want to know is, why did the authorities decide to release this information now, of all times? Please, just let us get over this damn plague first. 

Anyway, please scroll down for some reaction memes and tweets to this bizarre news.

Funny reaction memes and tweets to the Pentagon releasing UFO footage | clouds flipping off Sociopath Memer @sociopath_ladka *Pentagon releases 3 UFO footages* Humans: Now only God can save us Meanwhile God ufo2020 #AliensExist | Rick and Morty 2020 is so fucking wild Pentagon just confirmed UFOS and 's barely news.
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