How do you define family? Our go-to definition would be Dominic Toretto's favorite word. But obviously, it's actually a bit deeper than that. While some people (especially my boomer parents) think family is your blood - the group you're born into and descend from. But the reality is a bit different. I consider my neighbors to be family. We spend quality time together at least one night a week, play games and share meals. While family can be people you choose, that's often just a bonus in additi…

The imposter was ejected from the relationship

We see a lot of work horror stories on Reddit - and experience them in real life. I've had several bosses say disgusting things to me (one was, surprisingly, a lawyer) and have suffered from being underpaid and underappreciated for the bulk of my life. And while those plights are pretty awful, they've never straight up committed a crime against me. You'd think a business owner would want to avoid a situation like that, but according to Redditor u/Tronlon, there are, in fact, bosses out there wh…

Hope she's got dental insurance.

“I mean he was done really fast so he must know something I don’t.”

In case you've been living under a very large and heavy rock, you're probably aware that last night's Oscars were…interesting. Will Smit h ended up slapping the sh*t out of Chris Rock after the comedian made a tasteless joke about his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith . It was certainly a shocking moment (especially when uncensored), and it's been one that the the internet simply cannot get enough of today. Everywhere we turn there's a cringey take or funny meme about the incident. We thought we'd seen…

The greatest nation on earth

Imagine trying to fry something up, you leave the room for one second, and then when you return your pan is just doin' a little twirly twirl…

Not all life hacks are created equal

Supremely awkward.

People are ridiculously throwing sugar packets against walls and commenting on this poor man's video that they want him as a skin suit…

Talk about clickbait

This kind of BS is so toxic.

Whoa there

The more you know.

We often highlight some of the funniest jokes that Twitter has to offer for those who normally wouldn't go near the bird website with a ten-foot pole. But it would be a lie to portray Twitter as anything other than a cesspool of horrific takes and the sort of cringe that can only come from brains rotted by the internet. For those of us sickos who can't get enough of social media's cringiest moments, @benner's recent thread is a goldmine of the worst tweets ever twote. What's the worst tweet you…