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These gift card scammers just won't quit, so much so that it's honestly an art form at this point. Of course, the recipient of the scam in this case is much more skilled at this whole trolling thing than we'll ever be, so we have to salute his hilarious and valiant efforts for that!

It's true what they say: kids really do say the darnedest things. This woman shared a story she wrote at seven years old in 2000 (holy crap we're old), and honestly it's a true work of art. Move over Shakespeare, Tess is the newest brilliant writer in town. 

Now scroll down to read the story of Tess and her crabs.

This roundup of Tumblr posts is guaranteed to get you laughing, because Tumblr always has a way of putting a little smile on your face with its wit. Don't believe us? Just scroll down to see.

Embarrassing moments happen to literally everyone, some more than others. These people just happened to get caught in some extra embarrassing situations bad enough to make anyone cringe. We just pray that they were able to overcome the trauma eventually.

It's time for...you guessed it: your daily dosage of dank memes. Even if you didn't ask for it, you're getting it. Everyone needs some dankness in their life from time to time after all.

It seems like the trends on /r/DankMemes just kind of spawn out of nowhere and honestly we'll never totally understand it. The latest craze is Greek gods, so here are 15 of 'em that we found particularly strange and amusing.

Were you craving a dose of clever Tumblr? Even if you weren't, we think you'll appreciate this roundup of excellent posts full of that weird humor that Tumblr never fails to deliver.

Far-right Canadian YouTuber Stefan Molyneux has our vote for the creepiest tweet of 2019. He tweeted on Monday that Taylor Swift should start thinking about having children soon because most of her eggs will be gone before too long at her ripe old age of 29. 

Molyneux then followed up with, "she'd be a fun mom :)" - We don't know about you all, but we really think the smiley face at the end of that sentence amps up the creep factor significantly.

Scroll down for some of Twitter's disturbed and confused reactions to Molyneux's bizarre tweet.

If you thought tech companies couldn't possibly release a product more stupid than Tesla's Cybertruck, you'd be wrong! Apple just released its most expensive product ever today: the Mac Pro, which has a $6,000 base price and - get this - can cost all the way up to just over $100,000 if you want the absolute most powerful Mac that money can buy. 

Purchasing the wheels alone will cost you a cool $400. Apple, you're just trolling us at this point, right? Honestly we think this computer is just some sort of weird flex for the disturbingly wealthy. 

All we're saying here is, this damn thing better turn into a flying car, or have the ability to cure cancer or some sh*t.

Redditors are sharing their effed-up thoughts that'll make you want to cleanse your brain.

It's time...for dank memes. They're not just for anyone; for example, normies will be really confused by the context (or lack thereof) and may want to click away. But that's okay, the dankness isn't for everyone.

If you didn't already know, we're fans of bizarre, nonsensical humor. These illustrations by Chris (Simpsons Artist) kind of remind us of Obvious Plant, so you know we had to share them with you.

Be sure to check him out on Instagram! We really want to know where he comes up with this stuff...

Dating is hard as is, but it's even worse when you encounter a total psycho who just can't take a hint. This guy was obviously thirsty so he hit up a woman he went on one date with over a year ago. You can probably guess how that turned out!