Think your friends hate you and that you're a total weirdo? Feel like you've made a lot of bad decisions? These cringey people might help to put things into perspective.
Anyone who's worked a bunch of jobs in their lifetime has likely experienced a volatile work environment at some point, but these stories from a recent r/AskReddit thread are seriously next level. I doubt many people have had to deal with the head of a rabies-infested javelina on their first day of work, or chase down some disembodied lobster tails running around a grocery store. Whether these tales of employment are totally shocking or all too familiar, anyone can relate to that moment where you think 'damn, I don't get paid enough for this shit.'
No one wants to personally deal with horrible customers or patients, but we do appreciate someone who takes one for the team and lives to tell the tales from it. We thoroughly enjoyed the following stories from an unamused medical secretary!
If (for some odd reason) you enjoy feeling angry, have some more enraging stories about entitled people via Fail Blog!
We've asked this before and we're gonna ask it again: what the actual f*ck is in Florida's water supply? Like, is it some sort of radioactive sh*t? Florida Man might as well be the name of a superhero at this point - a superhero that does absolutely nothing useful but entertain us.
We've got a terrible collection of hideous memes from the absolute bottom of the barrel (Facebook). In this atrocious gallery, you'll find some eye-roll worthy puns, boomer humor emailed from grandma, and dumb shit that straight up doesn't make sense. You might simply hate these memes, or perhaps you see the humor in cringey content. We love these memes for the same reason we love watching movies like The Room. It's always fun to laugh at something for reasons that weren't intended.
There's been a lot of talk about incels and 'nice guys' over the past few years, and for good reason. There really are dudes out there who fervently believe they're entitled to the affection of women just because they treat them with a modicum of kindness. Sadly, they don't realize that being benevolent in order to get what they want isn't actually "nice." It's manipulative. And when the manipulation doesn't work? They go off the rails and reveal their toxic and entitled truth. These specimens from r/niceguys truly encapsulate this mysoginistic and cringey mindset. We hope they get the help they so clearly need. Or at least a really good talking to.
Woods porn. It's not a complicated concept, but it's a dying phenomenon that most people under 30 have yet to experience. As people turn to their smart phones for their dirty, dirty browsing activities, young and horny kids are missing out on the experience of chancing upon raunchy magazines in public (and often creepy places). It's a goddamn shame, and the folks at Cracked are here to delve deep into the history of this bizarre rite of passage. Gather round, Gen Z. We're about to go on a journey through time.
Some stories that exist out there sound like they're straight out of a movie. They can't possibly be true, right? Not so - writer Aidan Moher tweeted out the other day asking people to share their most unbelievable true stories, and let us just say...the people delivered.
Sometimes it's reassuring just to know that the entitled Karens out there do often times get called out for their BS. All we have to say is, thank God for subreddits like /r/QuitYourBullshit where we get to scroll through the actual evidence for a good helping of schadenfreude!
Let's face it, we're living in a dystopian hellhole right now, because who the hell knows when we'll be out of lockdown. Admittedly, these boring dystopian posts probably won't make you feel any better or distract you from the horrid reality, but they will make you laugh, and that's something, right?
There are some people in this world who just exhibit incomprehensible levels of stupid, and these people are prime examples of that. As you probably already guessed, there's lots of anti-mask material in here! Check out more Insane People Facebook material here!