Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between: it's this week's Dank Drop! In typical 2020 fashion, this installment contains lots of apocalyptic content. And we don't expect that to change any time soon! Click here for last week's Dank Drop!
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Some stories that exist out there sound like they're straight out of a movie. They can't possibly be true, right? Not so - writer Aidan Moher tweeted out the other day asking people to share their most unbelievable true stories, and let us just say...the people delivered.
At this point we all feel like sh*t every single day, because 2020 just won't let up. We would tell you to browse through these pics to make you feel better about your own life, but honestly these things sound way better than what we're dealing with IRL. So scroll down for some superficial fails and forget about your real-world problems for just a few minutes!
Remember the Apocalypse Bingo memes? They just seem to get more fitting every single day. In this particular installment of horrendous 2020 memes, we've got COVID-19, Anonymous, Ebola's return, and now...drum roll please... mass protests! Have fun!
You know how some people laugh when they're nervous or anxious? Yeah, that's us right now with these memes. 2020's latest little surprise for us has been protests and riots in response to the tragic murder of George Floyd at the hands of Minneapolis police. Accordingly, people have taken to the streets of major cities to protest police brutality and racism toward Black Americans. No one really knows what this all will amount to...revolution? More major government crackdowns? Whatever it is, we just want y'all to be safe.
And of course, if you plan to join the protests, be careful and wear a mask, because COVID-19 hasn't forgotten about us!
Sick and tired of history memes from the twentieth century? Well you're in luck - this gallery contains 20 dank memes from the times of the Wild West, also known as the Middle Ages. What the f*ck people were doing back then, we'll never truly understand.
Gesǣlig Eastordæg! Or something like that.
If you're someone who's constantly tapped into internet culture like we are, then you'll inevitably see some effed up sh*t from time to time. It's during those times that we all wish we had some unsee juice to wipe our memories clean of the horrors. Since we don't have that sadly, here are some cursed "Unsee Juice" memes!
Urban Dictionary sums up the novelty Tumblr account Pukicho as "A spiteful god who has come down to our world in the form of a plushie pikachu and harnessed the power of Tumblr in order to twist our feeble mortal minds into submission with his words of wisdom."
Honestly, it's a pretty accurate description and we'll just let the following posts do the rest of the talking. Enjoy!
Learning a language is hard enough as is without factoring in all of the colloquialisms that aren't natural for a non-native speaker. The following posts make fun of translations from English into other languages, but let's not forget how ridiculous English is; you gotta admit that "frog's umbrella" makes a lot more sense than "mushroom"...
We've been seeing a lot of wholesome content lately. It makes sense. When the world feels bleak, most people need a little positivity to remind them that even the pain is temporary. This post is not for these people. Reddit user u/mc_gnome took to r/AskReddit requesting people share some 'unfun facts' on the thread. The responses weren't just 'unfun,' they're actually mind-blowingly morbid and depressing. But some people, like us, enjoy learning of the cruelty of nature. And these posts are for you.
