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Twenty Fresh And Funny Tweets For Your Entertainment

It's those times when you're in the mood to be entertained but you don't feel like picking up a book; that's where Twitter comes in handy, because let's be real, ain't nobody got time for reading books. Check out more funny tweets here!

Funny random tweets | Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Practice social distancing CVS by maintaining half-receipt distance people around 6:21 AM 5/8/20 Twitter Web App
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Relatable Memes For People Who Just Need To Feel Heard

Sometimes when you feel like the people in your life don't understand you, memes can fill that void. Accordingly, we threw together the following memes with y'all in mind. Check out some more high-quality memes here!

Funny relatable memes | Where does hurt? Stomach ache Telling joke and people just stare at silence Head ache | dark kermit well just woke up. Time be productive stare at phone bed an hour Gdabmoms
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Robert Pattinson's Heinous Microwave Pasta Has Broken The Internet

There's been a lot of talk about GQ's recent interview with Robert Pattinson. The piece really highlights the actor's...eccentricities, from his amusing self-portraits to how he copes with quarantine anxiety. It's a charming interview and solidifies Pattinson's likable nature. But the most charming albeit horrifying aspect of the one-on-one? According to Twitter, it's Pattinson's shocking attempt at making a "microwave pillow pasta". 

Allegedly (we can't tell if he's trolling), Pattinson has long been seeking a way to make a handheld pasta for fast food. 

"Last year, he says, he had a business idea. What if, he said to himself, "pasta really had the same kind of fast-food credentials as burgers and pizzas? I was trying to figure out how to capitalize in this area of the market, and I was trying to think: How do you make a pasta which you can hold in your hand?""

Pattinson decided to attempt to make his "Piccolini Cuscino" (little pillow)  prototype for his interviewer, Zach Baron. The ingredients include cornflakes, "any sauce", 9 pieces of pre-sliced cheese, and lastly, a lighter to achieve a "flambe" effect. And sugar. The heinous "recipe" is now the topic of many a tweet and twitter meme. People are even attempting to recreate the sacrilegious dish. We're okay with the mystery. But we've put together the best reactions right here for you. 

Funny tweets about Robert Pattinson trying to microwave pasta for GQ interview | de le v e @soalexgoes pov bowl pasta about go into microwave 11:12 PM 5/12/20 Twitter Web App | fran @TrophyUncle robert pattinson making his Piccolini Cuscino DO THINK DEPRESSED PERSON COULD MAKE THIS? 4:09 PM 5/12/20 Twitter Web App
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Thirty-Four Silly Memes To Get The LOLs Flowing

Hey, are you down in the dumps? Maybe feelin' a little blue? Never fear, because we have just the thing to lift your spirits. Can you guess what it is?

Funny random memes | My therapist calling his therapist second leave his office. | Gordon Ramsay number 9 exists* 7: delicious Finally, some good fucking food
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Fifteen Salty People Talk About The Times They Got Effed Over In School

Everyone has an experience they'll never get over from their schooling years. Maybe you got punished once for something you didn't do, or maybe it was that time that your first grade teacher yelled at you in front of the class for getting a math question wrong (looking at you, Ms. Anderson). The following people took to Twitter to reveal the things they're still pissed off about, and we can't say we blame them.

Tweets about things people are still annoyed about that their teachers did growing up | Don't Call Lady @cornmaes Replying justinboldaji 4th grade teacher called front class tell no one going want marry because so annoying being bullied hard- core and she didn't believe told her so she tried convince my mom had schizophrenia and hearing shit
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Twitter Thread: The Men Of Middle Earth As Terrible Ex-Boyfriends

Finally, a Twitter thread that somehow manages to combine two of our favorite things: Lord of the Rings and talking shit about ex-boyfriends. Twitter user @AlexArellia hits the nail right on the head with these assessments, and even tacked on everyone's favorite dudes from The Hobbit  after receiving numerous requests on her viral thread. We just hope we never date anyone like any of these guys ever again.

Funny twitter thread that designates lord of the rings characters as ex-boyfriends | Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Legolas will not tell anyone dating so he can keep his options open steals hair products complains he sees girls wearing Thrasher tees GIF 2:56 PM 5/12/20 Twitter iPhone | Wormtongue 100% gaslighting has never changed sheets, ever Name five their songs, poseur smytriond GIF 4:01 PM 5/12/20 Twitter iPhone
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Fresh Twitter Gems To Amuse The Masses

What if we told you that you could enjoy fresh amusement from Twitter without seeing all the crazies and wannabe politicians doing their thing? That's what our Twitter galleries are all about. We put together these short and sweet gems so you can avoid the minefield that is social media. There's something here for everyone, whether you're looking for memes or simple one-liners. Happy scrolling!

Funny random tweets, relatable tweets, cute tweets, twitter gems, dating, relationships, lockdown, quarantine | drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Having vasectomy is just real life version putting Sims pool and deleting ladder 7:45 PM 5/11/20 Twitter iPhone
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Thirty-Three Miscellaneous Posts For Times Of Desperate Boredom

Oh look, we're still in quarantine. At this point it seems like we're never going to be out of it, so why don't we all just waste our lives away looking at memes? Sounds good to us.

Funny random memes | Squidward having drinks with himself my coworker and are having conversation and customer interrupts us | Jim Halpert Pit Bull owners: There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners. Chihuahuas:
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21 Cringey Times Reply Guys Risked It All

If you've ever spent time on social media, you're probably aware of the existence of "Reply Guys." The term refers to men who go out of their way to reply (unsolicited) to women's tweets or slide into dms with comments that are generally very inappropriate and very horny. While we're sure these messages are generally disturbing and annoying to recipients, we have to admit that the cringey ballsiness of the senders is incredibly entertaining. Twitter account @guyinthereply has set out to document these creepy messages, and their archive is filled with pure gold. We've put together some of the more tame examples but you can visit their twitter for the stuff that is decidedly NSFW. 

Cringey tweets from creepy guys, reply guys | Meghan Daum could just keep them do think? Or keep one would be just @meghan_daum 5h $1000. ENEOSa t 2 15 14 Stephen Marche Follow Replying meghan_daum have see on foot decide 4:58 PM 11 Jun 2019 ta 5 | RipleyShaine @ThatOne Re 1h would love Fallout: New Orleans 4 32 Aidan Replying ThatOneRed Guard and @BethesdaStudios would love be toilet paper 5/29/18, 09:45
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Vornado's 'Penn15' Tower Brings Out Twitter's Inner 12 Year Old

Good news for immature people: A new iteration of New York City's Hotel Pennsylvania redevelopment has once again brought attention to the skyscraper's exceedingly ridiculous name. the proposed skyscraper's name, Penn15, was announced this time last year.  But the moniker, which hearkens back to middle school penis humor, is just now receiving a lot of mischievous attention after an incredulous tweet from Noah Hurowitz went viral. 

Most of the social media response comes from people who were definitely in the "Pen15 club." And they can't believe that Vornado Realty Trust's marketing team - or the architects - would be so daft to name the phallic tower after, well, a phallus. For all we know this is all an elaborate marketing scheme to draw attention the the behemoth. But we're still enjoying the laughs.

Funny twitter meme / tweets about Vornado Real Estate Trust naming their Hotel Pennsylvania redevelopment Penn15, pen15 club, penis | Noah Hurowitz O @NoahHurowitz sorry named phallic monument excess inlinc Vornado's 'Penn15' Redevelopment Hotel Pennsylvania Once Again Re-Imagined Ne newyorkyimby.com | Toss Coin Witcher @favabean05 Please god don't name this Penn15 my 14 year old sense humor can't handle Hannah @h_thoreson 10h This is cool design building but hope they can come up with better
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Thirty Rando Memes For Your Daily Dose Of Dumb Humor

We think you could use these memes for entertainment, even if just for a few minutes. We're all tired and stressed out, so it's good to unwind and take your mind off it all every once in a while.

Funny random memes | spider man @zahraloum everyday feels AYPO TUESDAY MONDAY WEDNESDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY adam..crea | been waiting 5 years this, now my card is expired I can tell everyone expiration date 4/20 and security code 069 044 /20 069
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19 Cringeworthy Moments Of Pure Facepalm

Laughing at the stupidity of others may not be the kindest pastime, but it sure is entertaining. Especially since the Covid-19 pandemic seems to have made a lot of dumb, selfish and misinformed people really angry. While we're relishing the uptick in dumb social media posts, we pray that the idiocy doesn't lead to more pain and suffering. And if these nuggets of stupidity don't give you enough schadenfreud-y satisfaction, you can always head to r/facepalm. What you see might scare you, but you definitely won't be bored. 

Funny cringey social media posts, facepalm, facepalm moments, twitter memes | woman protesting coronavirus quarantine MY BODY MY CHOICE TRUMP202 | elevator doors opened up and guy walked elevator just and him there and he said love And not rude so said love too He gave weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth.
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