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Here we have 28 completely useless memes and sh*tposts for your enjoyment. That's right, completely useless except for dumb entertainment purposes. That's gotta count for something, right? Anyway, scroll down for the memes.

You certainly don't have to be a dad to enjoy the art of the Dad Joke. Dad jokes do not discriminate - if you enjoy hearing people groan and seeing them roll their eyes when you tell a joke then congratulations, you're ready to be an honorary dad! Now all you need to do is use the following memes as inspiration!

Bored? Yeah, us too. Motivated? We're pretty sure you're not. Fortunately for you, we put together the incredibly small amount of energy we had today and put it all into collecting tweets to help you murder your boredom. They're not the most genius things ever tweeted, but they will probably keep you occupied for a few sad minutes.

If you ever need a reminder that there are many, many unstable people in this world, just hop on the internet. From Facebook comments to mind-boggling flat earth tweets, there's evidence of psychosis all around us. And we have to admit, it's kind of entertaining. 

It's a holiday weekend and you've probably been around your family non-stop for the past three days. If you're going insane, we don't blame you. Use these memes as a little break from all the insanity.

It's that time of day again, and what we mean by that is it's time to look at memes. But honestly, there isn't really a bad time to look at memes, so we give you permission to view them whenever the hell you want.

Nihilist Arby's might be our new favorite Twitter account for some good cynical (and very depressing) fun.

In honor of Thanksgiving this year, people are prank-texting their moms asking how long it would take to microwave a 25-pound turkey. The responses have been pretty priceless.

Any family gathering can require some delicate social maneuvering, but there is something particularly sensitive about Thanksgiving. Arm yourself with these clap backs and your nosy extended family will leave you alone in the future. 

We've got another War on Christmas-type scenario, people! Although this time it's a war on Thanksgiving, according to a statement made by Donald Trump at a rally in Sunrise, Florida. Trump claimed that liberals want to change the name of Thanksgiving to something a little more "politically correct," and assured supporters that the name would indeed stay the same. 

Our only question here is, can we focus on something that, like, actually matters? Please?

Twitter user Maya Kosoff asked her followers to share the strangest family Thanksgiving recipes they were forced to consume growing up. 

Spoiler: most of them are just downright disgusting. That is, unless you like jello, cool whip, seafood, and mayo all in one dish - in which case, please get back in your time machine and go back to the 1950s immediately because we don't eat that sh*t in 2019 anymore. Barf.

Thanksgiving is almost here and you know what that means - delicious food, family, and alcohol to help you survive said family. And if it all seems like too much, just remember that it's only one day and they'll all be gone soon enough. And did we mention alcohol? If you're of age, of course.

Sometimes you just need a little stupid entertainment to get you through the day, which is exactly what these memes were meant for. No need to use any brain cells whatsoever.