As much as we enjoy the thrill of receiving notifications when people get shot in our city, Citizen app will never hold a candle to the wild hilarity of Nextdoor. The neighborhood based social networking site is like if Facebook married your Aunt Bev who spies on the whole neighborhood and tells your family all of the dirt. It's pretty wild. People overshare, share too vaguely, or just share stuff that is funny as hell. There's even a Twitter account called Best of Nextdoor dedicated to the wild sh*t people scroll their way into. And here are some of our favorite examples of the wildness.
Ready to inject some clever humor into your day? Try Twitter. It's full of the witty humor you crave in only 280 characters - perfect for those of us with short attention spans. And the best part? We've already picked out the tweets for you, so no effort necessary on your part.
Via meowmeowmix
I might act cool about it but then I'll think about it non-stop for the next months.
We don't even know you, but we can tell that you need some more good-quality entertainment in your life. Well, unfortunately we can't provide you with the "good-quality" part, but we can provide you with entertainment.
Danny DeVito is arguably in the ranks of the Gods including Keanu Reeves and Tom Hanks. He's certainly less wholesome, but he's still just as beloved to the masses. Many of us Millennials have loved him since he played Matilda's deranged father all the way back in 1996. So here's to our favorite little barnacle man!
Awkward encounters happen to everyone, but unfortunately sometimes they involve famous people. Imagine meeting Keanu Reeves and the only memory he has of you is that you accidentally spilled your drink on him - it's a horrifying thought, to say the least.
The following Twitter users unfortunately experienced similar situations with other celebrities.
Practically any time people start posting near-thirst trap photos of themselves on the internet in droves, they have to expect that the rest of us are going to roast the absolute crap out of them. This particular Twitter meme makes fun of people doing just that, next to an image of the food they cooked and the caption, "The Cooking, The Face."
Now bring on the roasting, no pun intended.
Getting a college education in America can completely ruin a person financially, as times just aren't what they used to be when our Baby Boomer parents were our age. This Twitter thread is depressing as hell, but highlights the reality of being in an outrageous amount of student debt.
The solution to all of this? It may be time to encourage today's high school kids not to attend traditional college and go to trade school or community college instead!
The next time your parents ask you why you do something so pointless as scrolling through memes in your free time, clap back at them by demanding they fix climate change and the economy that they screwed up. Then they'll think twice about judging you for doing something "stupid."
Many women involved in the gaming community have suffered at the hands of male gamers and enthusiasts. GameSpot game reviewer Kallie Plagge is just the latest woman to be assaulted by an immature prick with nothing better to do. But she took matters into her own hands and decided to fight back - by finding and snitching on him to his mother. We normally advice against snitching (you don't want to risk getting stitches) but this exchange was particularly satisfying. Plagge shared the conversation to Twitter, and pretty much everyone had a fiery roast or enthused congratulations for the writer. She deserves all props.
