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Wild, Weird & Funny Posts From The Crazy World of Nextdoor

As much as we enjoy the thrill of receiving notifications when people get shot in our city, Citizen app will never hold a candle to the wild hilarity of Nextdoor. The neighborhood based social networking site is like if Facebook married your Aunt Bev who spies on the whole neighborhood and tells your family all of the dirt. It's pretty wild. People overshare, share too vaguely, or just share stuff that is funny as hell. There's even a Twitter account called Best of Nextdoor dedicated to the wild sh*t people scroll their way into. And here are some of our favorite examples of the wildness.

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Thirty-Nine Silly Memes For The Soulless Sad Sacks

These memes won't cure cancer, and they won't fix climate change, but they will make you laugh. While it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, we just want to make you happy at least temporarily.

Funny random memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts | timmy's dad from fairly odd parents pointing aggressively at his butt: Nobody: Instagram models. Well well, well If isn't problems i tried escape by taking nap
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Dumb Twitter Nuggets Full Of Comedic Gold

Ready to inject some clever humor into your day? Try Twitter. It's full of the witty humor you crave in only 280 characters - perfect for those of us with short attention spans. And the best part? We've already picked out the tweets for you, so no effort necessary on your part.

Funny random tweets | tweet by brendohare will have 4 blueberry muffins dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us having them dinner
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Thirty-Three Purposeless But Funny Posts

We don't even know you, but we can tell that you need some more good-quality entertainment in your life. Well, unfortunately we can't provide you with the "good-quality" part, but we can provide you with entertainment.

Funny random memes, tweets and Tumblr posts | want gold Cee lo Green fight chrome Kanye West. lime inside a coconut: OK. NOW ?
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Danny DeVito Memes That Are Pretty Stupid, To Be Frank

Danny DeVito is arguably in the ranks of the Gods including Keanu Reeves and Tom Hanks. He's certainly less wholesome, but he's still just as beloved to the masses. Many of us Millennials have loved him since he played Matilda's deranged father all the way back in 1996. So here's to our favorite little barnacle man!

Funny memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts about Danny DeVito | tweet by DannyDeVito sending pictures my magnum dong anyone who donates at least $10 one fundraisers wildfires Australia BREAKING NEWS WILDFIRE LEVELS DROP 0%. Danny DeVito always looks like he's at pot luck dinner and he just saw try his lemon meringue pie.
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Awkward Encounters With Celebrities, As Told By Mortified Twitter Users

Awkward encounters happen to everyone, but unfortunately sometimes they involve famous people. Imagine meeting Keanu Reeves and the only memory he has of you is that you accidentally spilled your drink on him - it's a horrifying thought, to say the least. 

The following Twitter users unfortunately experienced similar situations with other celebrities.

Funny Twitter stories about people who had awkward encounters with celebrities | tweet by lookattyler drunk and met zoe kravitz at bar brooklyn once kept telling her beautiful she is and just so overwhelmed by beautiful she started crying she craddled her arms and just kept telling going be okay.
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Memes & Shitposts For Mood-Improving Purposes

Happy hump day, losers! Just kidding. You're not a loser. You're probably a good person looking for a good way to kill some time, or some funny memes that will lift your spirits. We're here to help you with that, and we're gonna use memes to get you happier. 

funny rnadom memes and tweets | My phone, keys and wallet running super late Lets Split Up Gang! fred from the scooby gang. tweet by KentingtonC saying Eat rich and being Marxist showing up job interview at corporation so won't die starvation: good janet bad janet from the good place
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'The Cooking, The Face' Memes Roast Amateur, Overconfident Chefs

Practically any time people start posting near-thirst trap photos of themselves on the internet in droves, they have to expect that the rest of us are going to roast the absolute crap out of them. This particular Twitter meme makes fun of people doing just that, next to an image of the food they cooked and the caption, "The Cooking, The Face." 

Now bring on the roasting, no pun intended.

Funny Twitter memes entitled "The Cooking, The Face" where people put up a picture of something they've cooked next to a picture of their face | chuuslip cooking face (saw this on tl and thought cute dhdkdhdkdk) photo of a shirtless guy and photo of a pan with some dish being cooked
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Depressing Twitter Thread Details The High Costs Of Education In America

Getting a college education in America can completely ruin a person financially, as times just aren't what they used to be when our Baby Boomer parents were our age. This Twitter thread is depressing as hell, but highlights the reality of being in an outrageous amount of student debt.

The solution to all of this? It may be time to encourage today's high school kids not to attend traditional college and go to trade school or community college instead!

Depressing Twitter thread about the high costs of paying for a college or graduate education in the United States | tweet by Grandpa_Rufus had mine down about $26 unable continue payments and now its $50k am glad they can add thousands fees federally back loan never goes away
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Entertaining Roundup Of Random Memes, Tweets, And Everything In Between

The next time your parents ask you why you do something so pointless as scrolling through memes in your free time, clap back at them by demanding they fix climate change and the economy that they screwed up. Then they'll think twice about judging you for doing something "stupid."

Funny random memes, tweets and Tumblr posts | winnie the pooh bending over while piglet watches in concern: fine fine just got right nads. tiny flashlight casting a big light while a bigger flashlight casts a smaller light: ladies please just hear out
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GameSpot Game Reviewer Rats Out Jerk To His Own Mother

Many women involved in the gaming community have suffered at the hands of male gamers and enthusiasts. GameSpot game reviewer Kallie Plagge is just the latest woman to be assaulted by an immature prick with nothing better to do. But she took matters into her own hands and decided to fight back - by finding and snitching on him to his mother. We normally advice against snitching (you don't want to risk getting stitches) but this exchange was particularly satisfying. Plagge shared the conversation to Twitter, and pretty much everyone had a fiery roast or enthused congratulations for the writer. She deserves all props.

GameSpot Writer Kallie Plagge rats out sexist loser who cyber bullied her | tweet by inkydojikko This guy sent hate on Facebook so told his mom on him. She really nice about
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Twenty-Five Humorous Memes For A Dose Of Random Entertainment

Memes have a way of transporting you to another dimension of sorts. If you're bored, just look at some memes and feel the boredom immediately start to leave your brain.

Funny random memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts | four buckets resting on a table attached to strings. Table held up by buckets resting on. different birds mid flight edited without their wings
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