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Funny & Clever Moments That Are Technically True

Ever see a meme or tweet that while cursed or coy, was actually 100% true? If not, we're happy to introduce you to r/technicallythetruth. The subreddit is jam-packed with clever, smug, and sometimes unintentional sentiments that can't be argued with. While they may not be revolutionary, and some of the memes might be dumb, they're pretty damn entertaining. We've put together some of their latest and greatest arguably true tidbits for your perusal.

Funny and clever moments that are technically true | Can see pictures people who have their tv built into wall. Thank 34 250 answers Like Answer Alan Mooney No problem | yoyoslushie 16h 1 Award 14 Reply 11.6k conflictedthrewaway 13h This kid's going places notyouravgredditer •16h are doing on NSFW question then 1 7.5k yoyoslushie 16h S 80 Awards don't go work 23.0k shogi_x 15h ?S3Awards Shit mean, he's definitely got us there. 1 8.6k
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Columnist Gets Demolished By Twitter For Op-ed About Millennials

The oldest millennials are about to be 40 and the media is still somehow telling the entire generation to 'grow the eff up'—a tall order in the midst of constant ecological, financial and health crises. Not to mention war, unemployment, non-existent job security, housing market collapse, student debt, and on and on and on. Yesterday, journalist Jennifer Rosner got dragged by Twitter after the Chicago Tribune plugged her op-ed piece about millennials. When you read the article itself however, it becomes clear that the Chicago Tribune's tweet was a bit misleading. The post that riled up thousands of millennials read, 'writer Jennifer Rosner predicts COVID-19 lockdowns will force easy-breezy millennials to grow up.' In the actual op-ed, Rosner covers her ass by framing the various criticisms of millennials as her boomer dad's opinions. She simply suggests that the pandemic may have something to do with her fellow millennials suddenly embracing a more suburban sort of life that her father's generation might approve of. In any case, the Tribune's tweet was more than enough to hit a nerve. We've collected some of the spiciest roasts from before the controversial tweet got deleted. 

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TV Anchor Mark Johnson Becomes Internet Famous Thanks To A Zero-Context Tweet

Anything can be meme'd with the right timing. The latest proof of that comes from Twitter, where KTVB News in Boise, Idaho simply tweeted "Mark Johnson" with a link to the anchor's biography. For some reason, the tweet gained over 2,400 retweets and 14,000 likes in less than a day. The zero-context tweet about the Emmy award-winning reporter quickly morphed from bizarre non sequitur into a full fledged meme - thanks to enterprising Photoshop-literate Twitter users. And Mark's been a good sport - he even chimed in sharing his happy confusion and sneaking suspicion that his teenage daughters had a hand in the original tweet. While knowing more about what caused the hubbub would be cool, we've learned to never look a gift meme in the mouth. So, without further ado, we present our favorite Mark Johnson memes from the Twitter comedy factory. They may not make much sense, but somehow they're still incredibly funny. Enjoy. 

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Knuckles Is On Board For Sonic 2 & He Doesn't Look Like Crap

Remember how horrible Sonic looked in the first iteration of 2020's Sonic the Hedgehog? Well, thanks to some leaked images from the Sonic 2 set, we're happy to report that it seems we're avoiding similar cursed aesthetics in Sonic the Hedgehog 2. More importantly? Knuckles is along for the ride.

We've known since February that Tails would be joining our favorite hedgehog for his movie's sequel, but people are now celebrating that Knuckles the Echidna will be along for the ride as well. Sonic's rival has been a fan favorite since the character's debut in 1994, and has also become a meme in his own right. Remember Ugandan Knuckles? Leaked photos reveal that Knuckles will be looking much, much better than the VR chat avatar, and much, much better than the cursed Sonic we've tried to erase from our collective memory. You can see the photos - and some thrilled reactions below. But don't get too excited. The movie won't be in theaters until April 8, 2022. They've got plenty of time to screw this up. 

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Out Of Context Gems From The Archives Of Twitter

It seems like a lot of people are having their old tweets dug up by internet sleuths these days - and usually because they are about to be canceled. But old tweets serve purposes beyond temporary or permanent ruination. Sometimes, they're weird and funny as hell. Whether they offer sentiments that aged poorly or are just very amusing shows of poor character, these old-ass tweets from celebrities are pretty much guaranteed to entertain. For more gems like these, give @oldtweets_ooc a follow. They're truly doing the Lord's work.

Funny weird and old tweets from celebrities like donald trump, kim kardashian, 50 cent, xxxtentacion | 50cent @50cent I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich f - -k this I'm going home I don't need this shit
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Chrissy Teigen Gets Roasted For Returning To Twitter After 'Quitting'

Three weeks ago, Chrissy Teigen dramatically 'quit' Twitter after getting fed up with the trolls once and for all. Welp, surprise surprise. The queen of petty Twitter drama is back after twenty-three long and painful days away. Of course, Chrissy's fans were in full support of her return, but the rest of Twitter had the spicy roasts ready to fire off. We've collected some amusing reactions to the controversial celeb's Twitter relapse, but first we'll catch you up to speed on the saga in case you're not terminally online like us.

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20 Cursed & Spicy Posts From Agents Of Chaos

Ever look at at meme, tweet, or photograph and feel the urge to pour bleach in your eyes or invent a memory eraser to zap the poison from your brain? Yeah, us too. Turns out the internet is absolutely brimming with this kind of content. And while we can definitely call them disturbing or unsavory, the fact is that cursed images are, at the very least, far from boring. These memes and tweets are wonderful examples of content that makes you say "Thanks, I hate it." If they don't make you feel a little more alive, try sending them to your friends. It's always fun to pull people down with you. 

Funny cursed and spicy memes and tweets, thanks i hate it, lol | eats 400 kernels unpopped popcorn before die guy he cremates Somon without.. | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack dudvwels snickers have dick vein Gray @StfuSmoke 22h Make mad 5 words or less
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38 Of The Top Tweets Fresh From Twitter

Not everyone uses Twitter, but it's pretty hard to avoid seeing tweets at this point. They're everywhere—reposted as screenshots to other social networks like Instagram, incorporated into memes, included in news articles—even the biggest Twitter hater has got to admit that tweets are becoming nearly inextricable from media as a whole. And because they're so ubiquitous, there's a lot of gold tweets that get lost in the noise. It's too bad, because some of the dumbest, most innocuous tweets are often the best ones. We've collected some of our recent favorites that fit the bill for anyone who would rather not infinitely scroll through the Bird App. 

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22 Sassy Memes That Roast Clueless Karens

Wherever there are people minding their own business, trying to go about their stressful day, there's always a Karen lurking somewhere nearby, ready to make everyone's lives just a little bit harder. The retail world and service industry are no strangers to the obnoxious Karen who seemingly exists to abuse shift workers, and it seems like the plague has produced a new breed of Super Karens who complain to managers about anything and everything all while refusing to wear a face mask in the midst of a global pandemic. 

For the essential workers out there who have had to continue dealing with crazy ass Karens, these memes and posts are for you. Thanks to the internet, the evil-doings of Karens are now very well-documented, and so we can roast Karen from the safety of our own homes.

karens, karen memes, stupid people, cringe, cringeworthy, funny memes, memes, facebook, twitter, facepalm, covidiots, anti mask | l'd like speak manager and police like speak police manager | Temecula Beth Talk 6 mins Have ever been restaurant does not give change pay with cash? My bill 47.20 gave waitress $100. and she only gave back $53.00 called over manager which our waitress She said don't usually carry change told her give my $100.00 back and l'll pay with credit card. Eighty cents would
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Funny Thread Turns Into Support Group For People With Dirty Names

People with dirty names really, uh, came together after Natalie Weiner tweeted a photo of a form that claimed her surname was actually offensive language. The Cummings, Gays, and even a Schmuck came to the thread as a show of sweet and hilarious solidarity. Beyond appreciating the general entertainment of this thread, we really hope that the exchange has shined a proper light on the plight of people with naughty names. They deserve justice. 

Funny Twitter thread from Natalie Weiner about people with dirty names, people with naughty names | Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner Replying natalieweiner those us with offensive last names are here and will not be silenced Kyle Medick @medick32 38s Replying natalieweiner get this lot surprisingly James @justjames8 48s Replying natalieweiner As person named James Butts know these problems.
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Unfreeze Your Heart With This Video Of A Dude And His Emotional Support Gator

We know life has felt thankless for a lot of people lately, and we can't blame them. The world is extra messed up right now. But every now and then something comes along to remind us that there's still some good shit happening that deserves to be celebrated. 67 year old Joie Henry and his emotional support alligator  are today's source of happiness. After Henry lost 3 family members and 4 close friends in the span of two weeks, he was understandably crippled by severe depression. In lieu of using antidepressants, he contacted a friend who rescues alligators who gave him Wally, his emotional support gator. 

Having a carnivorous reptile as a support animal might seem a little insane, but these videos show a loving relationship between man and gator that, while unexpected, warms our cold, cold hearts - and the hearts of many others. 

Wholesome video about Joie Henry of Pennsylvania and his emotional support alligator, Wally. Happy things
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Savage Prank Ideas & GIFS For Practical Jokers

TGIF, y'all! One of our favorite ways to blow off steam after a long week of work is by watching prank videos. Unfortunately, most "pranksters" on Youtube have started to pull immature, and frankly cruel, pranks like throwing away their boyfriends' video games or girlfriends' makeup. That ain't the kind of pranking we're into. We're into the stuff that will pack a mental punch instead of actually hurting someone. Of course there are a few exceptions that prey on stupid people, but nobody's perfect. This batch of tweets, memes, and gifs is just the kind of silly fun we're looking for when it's time to take a load off. 

Funny prank gifs, memes, and tweets | Stop government tracking car: Remove RFID chip factory by snipping off this tube. car wheels | lauralot89 Hey everyone, so know organizations like UNICEF and whatnot allow buy kind gifts where donate mosquito nets or something person's name? Well lot those organizations will let donate vaccines, as turns out. Like, right now on UNICEF's site, providing 100 polio vaccines kids need is 19 USD. And not saying should buy and then send card an anti- vax relative
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16 Twitter Truths About Living With ADHD

If you've been on Twitter at all this week, you're probably aware of all the discourse (and memes) about ADHD.While we agree that it's a bit over-diagnosed and some people should really not be tweeting about the disorder, the fact is that it plagues a large portion of the world, and it's really not easy to live with. The symptoms go far beyond not being able to sit still or not being able to focus on a task. These tweets might be a little too real for those of us afflicted by ADHD, but they provide a lot of insight as to what it actually feels like to struggle with the condition. 

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22 Endearing Anecdotes About Kids Being Dumb

Adulthood can really suck, but at least we're good at repressing the urge to scream and cry whenever we don't get what we want. That's more than we can say for our younger, dumber selves. And if you're a parent, you get to bottle up your pain while tending to the irrational urges of a tiny version of you! For those of us who aren't blessed with little chaotic creatures of our own, we can always get vicarious amusement through parents who share their funny anecdotes online. We've gathered a bunch of entertaining tidbits that reminded us of how dumb we were when we were kids.

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Artists Of Twitter Try Their Hand At Drawing A Baby Vulture Wearing Pants

Need to inject some simple happiness into an otherwise bleak reality? Well, the hellhole that is Twitter surprised us this week with some good old fashioned internet wholesomeness. On Monday, Chappell Ellison shared a Tumblr post from cosmictapestry with a photo of a cranky-looking baby vulture wearing a dapper pair of pants. While the trousers were intended to keep the bird from messing with his leg splints, they have made him a bit of a celebrity on Twitter - with the help of Ellison's request that someone draw the sartorially blessed fellow. 

The request, which may or may not have been serious, was fulfilled by many of Twitter's artists and executed with varying degrees of skill. While the thread does boast some impressive and realistic depictions, we're more into the crude MS Paint masterpieces. You can see both ends of the artistly spectrum below, but we highly recommend visiting the thread for more wholesome goodness. You deserve it. 

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Simple Game Of Thrones Tweet Reawakens Season 8 Hate

The North remembers what happened at the red wedding, and Game of Thrones fans remember what happened in Season 8. It's been a decade since the HBO series first hooked millions of viewers, edging devoted fans with season after season of multi-layered storylines and cliff-hangers, all culminating in an underwhelming final season that felt like someone hastily sweeping dust under a rug. It's no surprise that GoT fans felt personally insulted after @GameOfThrones tweeted 'Winter is coming,' a famous line that was once heavy with the promise of an epic conclusion to the dramatic fantasy series. Game of Thrones faded out of the zeitgeist pretty quickly after that final episode, and yet even two years later, the fans are still bitter. Keep scrolling for a handful of the most amusing spicy responses to @GameOfThrones's triggering tweet. 

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