Keith is an an awkward man who tweets wonderfully clever things. We've gathered up some of his best for your enjoyment!
We've seen bot-generated chapters of Harry Potter and Seinfeld episodes, so when we first saw Keaton Patti's bot-written Olive Garden commercial, we didn't bat an eye. The dialogue is hilariously and perfectly off, it's so bad it seems real. Alas, some (many) things on the internet are just too good to be true, and our friends at Gizmodo made us meme freaks feel pretty frickin' dumb.
It turns out that Mr. Patti, a writer who has contributed to the New Yorker, and, tellingly, The Onion, has written these fake masterpieces before. He's not the only one. The meme is apparently abundant on Twitter. The fact that even bigger media outlets fell for us makes it a little better, but we still have to hand it to these memers for their dedication and creativity.
Surprise! America's pop princess is engaged to comedian Pete Davidson after just a few weeks of dating. The news comes as a shock especially after Grande broadcasted her split from boyfriend of two years, Mac Miller, just two days before the announcement that she and Davidson were an item. The internet is very confused and people have some pretty wild speculations and theories about what's really going on.
Finally, some happy FOX news. Literally.
Actor Tom Bell was happily surprised when he found a sleepy fox sunbathing on his London terrace this past Sunday. He quickly shared the astonishingly adorable photos with Twitter, and they unsurprisingly went viral. The fox appeared to be very relaxed around his new rooftop buddies, so much so that Tom Bell's roommate Steve began to serenade the beats with the sweet sounds of Spanish guitar.
Around nightfall, Bell reports that the fox slinked off into the night. We hope the critter returns so we can enjoy some more fox pics - but for now we'll have to relish the photographs below.
