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19 English Language Posts That Are Straight Up Infuriating

Let's just get this out of the way: English is a terrible language that makes no g*ddamn sense. If you're currently trying to learn it, then all we can say is, godspeed to you and we hope that these memes will help to make you feel a little more understood in the struggle.

Funny memes about how frustrating it is to learn English | tweet by iowahawkblog Yes, English can be weird can be understood through tough thorough thought, though
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23 Twitter Users Share What They Once Thought Were Indicators Of Wealth

When I was a kid I thought my peers with Barbie dolls were rich. And people with air conditioners. And I wasn't the only child with a unique idea of what indicated that someone had money. This thread from @cpoliticditto proves that most kids had their own special ideas of wealth:

"My wife grew up thinking that having water/ice dispensers IN THE FRIDGE DOOR was a life goal.  I grew up thinking if you had a basketball hoop with a clear/plexiglass backboard, you were rich.  What are some things you thought were indicators of wealth when you were a kid?" 

The responses are a nice mix of amusing and depressing. While some kids thought that having an attic or a wide variety of cereal meant someone was privileged, other kids thought hot dog buns were a luxury. We've included some of our favorite responses, but there are tons more over at the thread.

Tweets about what kids used to think meant people were rich, wealth, funny, childhood | connectpoliticditto @cpoliticditto My wife grew up thinking having water/ice dispensers FRIDGE DOOR life goal grew up thinking if had basketball hoop with clear/ plexiglass backboard were rich are some things thought were indicators wealth were kid? | Le Ah @lfonten2 Replying cpoliticditto grew up San Diego military housing (old small townhouses) so thought having house with California roof meant were rich dr
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33 Downer Memes To Counteract All That Annoying Holiday Cheer

Holiday cheer? Psssh, make way for seasonal depression and the inevitable damp and dreariness of winter. These memes are perfect for anyone who's sick of the fake happiness that everyone seems to display at this time of year. But the holidays are almost over, which means it's back to being our true, sad Millennial selves again. Yippee...

Funny and depressing memes | man looking at camera in front of a hug mess on a lawn including a passed out person. My therapist after taking one step into my mind IT'S A TERRIBLE SITUATION. Disappointment Island ozeia: im coming home im coming home tell world im coming home.
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48 Fresh & Funny Tweets From The Best Of Twitter

Twitter is like a consistently productive and super reliable joke factory. A lot of the time it churns out some real crap that we all try to avoid, but generally you can find some hilarious jokes, hot takes, and amusing shower thoughts at any point while scrolling the bird app. There are over 300 million people on Twitter, so the constant flow of content is pretty daunting, but that's why we curate some of the funniest and freshest tweets for your scrolling pleasure

funny tweets, twitter dump, twitter memes, twitter, memes, funny, lol, relatable tweets, jokes, best of twitter, random tweets, jokes, christmas, holidays, 2020 | RubMor @QBruby 1920: Alcohol is prohibited 2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during national health crisis 11:48 PM 2020-03-27 Twitter Android 95.6K Retweets 4,041 Quote Tweets 571K Likes
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Twitter Thread: People Recall Chain Restaurants They Thought Were Super Fancy As Kids

Everyone loves to mock Olive Garden for their iconic breadsticks and overcooked, highly caloric pasta dishes, but do you remember being a kid, twitching with excitement in the backseat of your parents' minivan on the way to a fancy evening at the local Olive Garden, or Sizzler, or TGI Friday's? We've all got that one place we remember feeling like a decadent treat when we were kids, but seem pretty underwhelming now as adults. @johnbcrist asked the people of Twitter to share the spots they used to think were super glamorous, and the replies made us feel pretty damn nostalgic. Check out some highlights we grabbed from the amusing thread. 

twitter thread, twitter, funny tweets, funny twitter, nostalgic, olive garden, sizzler, pizza hut, fast food, restaurants, kids, food, funny, back in the day | John Crist @johnbcrist What restaurant did you think was nice as a kid but when you became an adult realized it wasn't that nice?... | O @robertcaruso • 23h Robert Caruso Replying to @johnbcrist Old-school Pizza Hut, where you sat inside Of a Hut and were served Pizza or fetched it from a hot bar, was good. It was a pure and good place.
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19 Amusing Times Old People Misused Facebook Banners

One of our favorite pastimes is admiring the cringe explosion that is old people using social media. Twitter user @dogwithablog_69 has made all of this a lot easier with this Twitter thread of the elderly and technologically ignorant completely abusing Facebook's cheerful status banners. The collection is impressive, a very worthwhile way of getting your Monday procrasturbation on. 

Funny twitter thread about old people using facebook banners wrong, facebook status | tweet by dogwithablog_69 cold people facebook banners thread: crying laughing banner with great sadness my heart my 49 year old son, Shane, died this morning. classic balloon banner have been accused being racist at work
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33 Funniest Twitter Takes On The Hilaria (Hillary) Baldwin Scandal

Well, well, well. Looks like we've got another scandalous case of cultural grifting. This time the offender is Hilaria Baldwin, who was once known as Hillary Hayward-Thomas until she met her current husband, actor Alec Baldwin. For nearly a decade, Hilaria Baldwin has self-identified as Spanish, claiming that she was born in Mallorca and often appeared on talk shows with a vaguely Spanish accent. In one Today Show video, she even pretends to forget the English word for 'cucumber.' How you say...cringe

The truth came out on December 21st when @lenibriscoe shared their research in a series of tweets showing all the cringey times Baldwin cosplayed as a Spanish person. In reality, Baldwin was born in Boston to American parents, who were also born and raised in Massachusetts but moved to Spain in 2011. A handful of Baldwin's old classmates came forward claiming that she didn't have the accent back at Cambridge School of Weston. The Twitter thread quickly blew up and has since been referenced in a number of publications. The jig is up Hilaria, or should we say, Hillary. When will the Rachel Dolezals and Jessica Krugs of the world ever learn? 

We've collected some of the most hilari-ous tweets and takes on the whole Hilaria saga. Sometimes you just gotta laugh at these crazy ass rich people.

funny tweets, funny twitter, scandal, hilaria baldwin, alec baldwin, grifting, liars, yikes, wtf, embarrassing, funny, lol, identity, cringe, white people, fail | O save elena ilana alana alina elana (not) @lenibriscoe You have to admire Hilaria Baldwin's commitment to her decade long grift where she impersonates a Spanish person | Molly Lambert @mollylambert the beauty of the Hilaria Baldwin is we all know a boring American girl who decided she was actually "European" |
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15 Relatable Capricorn Memes For The Astrology Addicts

For anyone who isn't very well-versed in the art of astrology, here's an overview of Capricorns, who were born between December 22nd and January 19th: their most compatible signs are Taurus and Cancer, and they tend to be responsible, disciplined and display good self-control. 

And for any doubters or haters out there: we'll stop believing in astrology when it stops being true!

Funny memes about being a Capricorn | angry squidward vs squidarwd getting bottle fed by spongebob. Capricorn public Capricorn with ones they love. Capricorns on their day off going have party, and no one's invited but
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Family Dinner Gets Meme'd With 'Why Are You Dressed Like That?' Tweets

Many of us are familiar with being the black sheep at family dinner, and it seems Twitter's come up with a way to meme the situation pretty perfectly. In mid-December, Twitter user @nternetgirl started a pretty serious trend when she shared a photo of a white bread family staring at a camera, paired with the text "Why are you dressed like that?" and an image of a pixelated woman that looks like she's straight out of The Grudge or The Ring. The tweet did numbers, and inspired a ton of variations - just in time for the holidays when many people feel like the punchline of the meme. The subjects cover a lot of fandoms, and are pretty damn relatable.

Funny twitter meme, why are you dressed like that, lol, tweets | photo of a normative family dinner table | creepy grey girl with hair in her face and Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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22 Times Technology Went Too Far

If you've ever felt disconcerted by the way technology/AI have interfered in our lives, you're not alone. Twitter account @internetofshit is basically dedicated to waking people up to the fact that tech is ruining our lives in the most capitalistic ways possible. Let's all find new ways to do necessary life things and charge people a premium for it. What the heck is the world coming to?

Funny tweets from @internetofshit about technology, capitalism, internet | tweet by internetofshit will be remembered Al takes over Gary Turner Not shitting but actually just rescued robot distress on street after someone had tipped over. This is one those weird dreams, right. internetofshit moment desire death Selfie Bottle Coca-Cola TASTE FEELING bottle with a camera mounted on it
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After-Christmas Posts For Those Awkward End-Of-Year Vibes

The week between Christmas and New Years is always a strange one; you're probably still reeling in the insanity of dealing with your stressful family and enjoying all your gifts. Regardless, try to enjoy the couple weeks where your boss is on vacation and won't notice you slacking off at work!

Funny memes and tweets about the period of time between Christmas and New Years | person looking down through a hole in the ceiling. january rent watching all christmas and new years eve plans. tweet by adorkablymandy Listen know some y'all enough know got Christmas so decided help ya out little bit most significant uses coal are electricity generation -steel production -cement manufacturing Good luck
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Creepy Twitter Story About Kid Sneaking Food & Discovering A Trespasser

There's been a lot of talk about Bong Joon-Ho's Oscar-winning Parasite, but this true and incredibly disturbing story kind of trumps it. Horror writer Grady Hendrix shared a chilling tale back in October about innocent food-sneaking gone incredibly wrong. Kids are known for sneaking around, and one night when Hendrix intended to sneak-eat his family's leftovers, he discovered a strange man in his kitchen consuming the contents of the family fridge. It doesn't stop there. His family didn't believe him, but later, some disturbing proof of his "run-in" comes to light. And we are not envious of the experience. 

Creepy twitter story about kid discovering stranger in his kitchen, later the dude dies in the walls of the house, smells, maggots | Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix One night May 81 ordered Fish Shrimp House waited until everyone asleep crept downstairs eat leftover sweet n'sour pork. took forever finally stepped into totally dark den let down my guard. All sudden heard fork click on counter froze microwave clock light showed outline man sitting at kitchen counter can't explain terrifying is
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44 Memes For Anyone Who Needs 'Em

Congratulations! You've officially survived a whole day of existence. Instead of cowering in a corner and crying, maybe you should do something a little more positive with your time? You know, like scroll through some dopamine-producing memes. It might feel like wasting time, but we're supportive of most activities that make you feel good.

funny random memes, relatable memes, dungeons and dragons memes, tumblr, stupid memes, funny tweets | Olive Garden waiter: Sir already had 5 baskets breadsticks done say done Breaking Bad Walter White and Saul Goodman | moving my foot under blanket My cat: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary
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Twitter Story Details Dude's Plot To Expose Neighbor's Cheating Boyfriend

Missing R. Kelly's Trapped In The Closet but feeling guilty because he's a scumbag? Have no fear! Twitter user @TheeDreadGod (a true master of the Twitter 'story time') is here with what can almost be considered a real-life version of the R&B singer's series. This dramatic twitter thread is full of twists, turns, and a whole lot of pizza. If you enjoy what you read below, give @TheeDreadGod a follow. He's got loads more stories where this one came from. 

Funny twitter story about someone who ordered pizza to help his upstairs neighbor catch her boyfriend cheating. | TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod delivery driver her Boyfriend be cheating while she at work so placed Story Time: My neighbors Pizza an order so she can come home catch him act RISE EAt NST EVERY BITE SALTH
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17 Lit Christmas Memes That'll Really Sleigh You

Christmas day is finally here! We know a lot of you are probably trying to hide from your annoying relatives for a few minutes, so grab some eggnog and let these Christmas memes entertain you for a few minutes!

Merry Christmas from us here at Memebase to you and yours!

funny Christmas memes | fluffy black cat wrapped up in fairy lights with a star hanging over its head. you became very thing swore destroy. jesus taking a mirror selfie Steppin out tonight, B-day flow.
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