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Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

Actor Chris Evans of Marvel fame has a reputation for being a do-gooder dude. His Twitter account is a constant source of wholesome amusement, and fans are particularly fond of his adorable obsession with his dog, Dodger. Earlier this week, Evans attempted to groom Dodger - an attempt that many people have had to make during quarantine. The Captain America star ended up botching the doggy haircut, and shared a photo of the aftermath on Twitter and Instagram. Fans were absolutely charmed, offering messages of support (mostly for Dodger) and sharing their photos of own dog haircuts gone wrong. We've included some of our favorite responses, but you can check out more (and creep on his amazing tweets) on his account. We really hope Dodger forgives him. 

Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur
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Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Unfortunately for service industry employees everywhere, Karens have decided not to take any days off during the pandemic. In fact, it seems that they've even ramped up their antics, according to this amusing Twitter thread written by a guy observing the sheer panic taking place at an Olive Garden in Cranberry, Pennsylvania on Mother's Day. Who knew soup, salad, and breadsticks warranted screaming at minimum-wage restaurant employees!

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.
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Twenty-Seven Amusing Textual Posts For Inquisitive Minds

These posts are for when you want something a little smarter than memes. We're not saying these are smart, but they do require literacy, which is something, right? Anyway, scroll down for some entertainment and enjoy!

Funny text-based posts from Twitter and Tumblr | female hysteria @LocalGoblin bigass spider my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because want know two things where did he come where did he go
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Forty-Three Random Tidbits We Thoroughly Enjoyed

It's the weekend, which means you can sit back, relax, and enjoy the following incredibly dumb but entertaining memes. No one said memes had to be intelligent, after all. Click here for some more low-quality entertainment.

Funny random memes | dehydrated and stand up too fast Nicolas Cage rainbow background | white man blinking drew scanlon food microwave be seeing
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37 Titillating Tweets Written By Amateur Geniuses

The great thing about Twitter is that you don't need to be a famous or published author to get your thoughts out there. As long as you've got a computer or smart phone handy, you're free to let your words run rampant on the internet!

Funny random tweets | Thread Brayden Bauer im_your_density texted girl are up week ago and she has yet respond. can't believe she's thinking this hard about lol 's simple question honestly might just ghost her 3:14 am 15 Aug. 19 Twitter iPhone 10.7K Retweets 114K Likes
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Forty-Two Entertaining Memes With Boredom-Healing Powers

It's true what we said, these memes have the ability to cure your boredom. Maybe for only a short amount of time, but they'll do the trick. Click here for more!

Funny random memes | someone calls chonky so pin them down and eat them | My buttermilk brings all Isaiahs yard, and they're like s superior thine MM
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17 Troll-y Instagram Memes That Make Fun Of All The BS

We all know that Instagram and other social media platforms are completely full of fake sh*t, and we're all guilty of scrolling through it from time to time. Some of us more than others...

So go ahead and scroll through these memes as a little form of schadenfreude. No shame in that!

Funny memes about Instagram | Women on Instagram be like got new shoes The Simpsons | Cmon Vanessa, DIG DEEP wanna work 9-5 job or post pics ass on Instagram imematie ini gym fitness trainer
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Twitter Memes The Difference Between Girls Who Say 'Hiii' And Girls Who Say 'Bruh'

Until April, we didn't know that people really differentiated between girls who say "hiii" and girls who say "bruh."  But people on Twitter have been pointing out the difference and we have to say they've got a point. The amusing examples range from Nintendo characters to movies like Hereditary and Labyrinth, and they're all pretty on the nose. We've included our favorites, but they're all over Twitter. Happy scrolling!

Funny tweets about girls who say hiii and girls who say bruh | BraveBrandon440 @BraveBrandon440 Replying BigFunnyPeePee and @JokaiVii Girls who say Girls who say hii bruh 3:51 AM 4/30/20 Twitter iPhone princess peach and princess daisy | Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap Cady Heron @realcadyheroin girls who girls who say hiii say bruh
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Thirty-Eight Miscellaneous Memes For Your Consumption

Thank God for Fridays, and for memes. What would we do without either of these things? Probably die. Anyway, scroll down for some dumb humor, and click here for more!

Funny random memes | Borat Life been rough on these past couple years give break OMG Thank- Life: HonoSEXUALS MPUTEES? NTALLY RETARI APE? DERASTY BetaSalmon NOT!! | Breaking News: Woman gives speech about poverty front golden piano. mematic.net Queen Elizabeth
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Lord Of The Rings & The Onion Meet In Genius Twitter Thread

We're no strangers to good mashups - we're still laughing about that Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Harry Potter combo - but this one just hits different. Twitter user @laurbarbq took to the site early this week to share nineteen brilliant pairings of Lord of the Rings movie stills and classic satirical headlines from The Onion. The results, as you can see below, work extremely well. And as both the movies and The Onion are pretty prolific, we're hoping to see more of these gems in the future. Lord knows we need the entertainment.

Funny twitter mashup of Lord of the Rings and headlines from the onion - satirical newspaper | Lauren @laurbarbq onion headlines but make them lord rings thread Work Friend Accidentally Becomes Real Friend Legolas and Gimli
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Thirty-Nine Memes For Your Random Enjoyment

We gathered these memes up just for you, because we care about you and your entertainment. If you're bored, scroll through them now, or save 'em for a rainy day! Click here for more amusing content!

Funny random memes | He-man Skeletor meme scrolling and keep running into inspirational quotes and positive messages don't like feel good! like feel evil! | left surprise on pillow omg no way love u so much pasta
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