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Funny twitter thread from Canadian Mohammad Hussein celebrating Christmas for the first time, lol, funny tweets, Justin Trudeau reply | Hussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I arm not going home, because pandemic so my rwnmates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas. I am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are a few observations. Observation I: Christmas is a part time job that you have from mid- November to the end of

Thread: 'Christmas Virgin' Shares Funny Outsider Observations About The Holiday

Well, he's not wrong.

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twitter thread, cyberpunk 2077, gaming, funny tweets, twitter, memes, cyberpunk 2077 memes, trending tweets, playstation, pc gaming, console wars, gamers, CD Projekt, Sony | Cyberpunk 2077 @CyberpunkGame Important Update PlayStation Users Following our discussion with PlayStation decision made temporarily suspend digital distribution Cyberpunk 2077 on PlayStation Store can still buy physical versions game brick and mortar stores and online. All purchased digital and physical copies game will

Twitter Thread: Yet Another Cyberpunk 2077 Update Ignites Heated Debate

PC & console gamers duke it out on Twitter

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funny twitter thread about bird nesting styles | Ferris Jabr O @ferrisjabr Pigeon -Rejects extravagances and hypocrisy late-stage capitalism -Doesn't care think anyways only god is chaos

Twitter Thread: A Critical Ranking Of Bird Nesting Styles

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twitter, disney, twitter thread, movies, memes, buzz lightyear, pixar, trending, funny tweets, chris evans, funny twitter | Chris Evans @ChrisEvans And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on | Ben Dukes @BenDukes Replying to @ChrisEvans 000 So.. this is NOT the real fake Buzz Lightyear, but the fake real Buzz Lightyear that the fake Buzz Lightyear was based on. Got it.

Chris Evans To Voice 'The Human Buzz Lightyear' And Twitter Has Questions

Clarification about Evans' role in 'Lightyear' only caused confusion

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funny twitter, twitter memes, twitter thread, he pooped, #hepooped, markiplier, youtubers, poop, funny tweets, gamers, streamers | Pope Francis holding up tweet King shit. #hepooped Mark @markiplier I pooped.

Markiplier Announces Successful Bowel Movement, Twitter Rejoices

Fans make #Hepooped top trending topic

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twitter thread, twitter, roast, funny twitter, memes, new york, bodega, convenience stores, 7/11, wawa, publix, twitter reactions, walgreens | Sue Sylvester meme to create a bode a tweet hat is so controversial | Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby • 14h People who live outside of NYC and don't have bodegas: where do you go to buy two Diet Cokes, a roll of paper towels, and oh also lemme get some peanut butter m&ms since I'm | We don't, really. Some of us wander the abandoned streets, dodging tumbleweeds

Twitter Thread: NYC Resident Gets Roasted After Wondering Where People Buy Stuff Without Bodegas

People love to argue about minute regional differences

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Funny Tweets, Twitter Thread, Funny Video, Halloween, Alex Jones | Replying to @paleoteny Why's he kinda cute tho screenshot of a young Alex Jones

Twitter Is Simping For Young Alex Jones Carving A Pumpkin

Wait, or is that Bill Hicks?

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Funny twitter thread about sex and cooking What’s something you could say both during sex and while cooking | Lina Lundin @slinan 's something could say both during sex and while cooking? | President Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeXII Replying slinan This isn't going great, let's just order pizza. 7:24 PM 6/30/20 Twitter Web App

Saucy Thread Of Zingers That Apply Both In The Kitchen & In The Bedroom

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Informative Twitter thread about the history of Ancient roman fossil hunting, archaeology, paleontology, dinosaurs, mammoths, extinct animals | Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi 1) An ancient Roman-dinosaur- monster-bones thread! Yes read right did know Romans were keen fossil hunters, fascinated by bones ancient "monsters Augustus liked decorate his holiday-villa "not so much with statues and pictures but with | bones monstrous beasts, famed their antiquity and rarity. He called them bones giants

Twitter Thread: A Brief History Of Ancient Roman Fossil Hunting

The more you know.

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Funny and sweet twitter thread from scott hershovitz about Ruth Bader Ginsburg and fantasy baseball | Scott Hershovitz @shershovitz Today happy RBG memory time talked her into talking trash OT06 clerks had fantasy baseball league. Some chambers had teams. Some individual clerks did. And Justice Alito wanted team himself, not his clerks. 1/11 | last week term Ginsburg clerks were matched against Alito's team. RBG on losing end lot term. Not this time destroyed him: 10-0.

Former Clerk Shares Wholesome Story Of RBG & Fantasy Baseball 'Trash Talk'

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Funny Twitter thread containing images of Patrick Stewart dressed up like various teacups | X-Men Professor X in a Cerebro helmet and a teacup made of wire

Pics Of Patrick Stewart As Teacups: A Twitter Thread

Well ain't he the cutest.

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Creepy Twitter thread about how much information Google and Facebook store about you | Dylan Curran @iamdylancurran Want freak yourself out? Il'm gonna show just much information likes Facebook and Google store about without even realising 8:27 PM Mar 24, 2018 64,587 Retweets 93,987 Likes

Unsettling Twitter Thread Illustrates Just How Much Info Big Tech Companies Own About Us

This is very creepy.

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Twitter thread of Terry Pratchett Discworld quotes about policing, social commentary, satire | Kelli OperaGeek @TheOperaGeek "And, while regarded as pretty good evidence criminality be living slum SOME reason owning whole street them merely got invited very best social occasions Terry Pratchett, Feet Clay | way Privilege, which just means 'private law Two types people laugh at law; those break and those make Terry Pratchett, Night Watch 9:26 PM 6/8/20 Twitter Android

Twitter Thread: Terry Pratchett Quotes Full Of Astute Social Commentary

Gone too soon.

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Funny tweets about the wildest thing someone said to them while they were having sex | meen @meenaamani_ My bf said chicka chicka ahhh and turned over like huh? He said s they change scenes on Doug KRT ANGLE @SAUCEMCGRAW 2d Wildest thing someone ever said during sex? | Swagler @TheCEOofCEOs Replying SAUCEMCGRAW ready switch positions riding and he said guess check engine light came on 8:51 PM 6/7/20 Twitter Android

Twitter Users Share The Wildest Stuff They've Heard While Having Sex

Mamma mia.

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Funny twitter thread about emailing with landlords | tweet by calebsaysthings first email landlord hey dave l'm sure busy and hate be bother but noticed third email landlord Mr. Whittington- trust familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding rights and expectations tenants pursuant.

Twitter Thread About Emailing Landlords Is Both Funny & Depressing

The struggle is real.

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Interesting Twitter thread from a guy who spent a night riding along with his classmate who was a police officer | Sean Trainor @ess_trainor long time ago younger and dumber did police ride-along with high school classmate who had gone on become cop one most chilling and radicalizing nights my life Thread

Guy Shadows A Cop For A Night In This Eye-Opening Twitter Thread

Damn.

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