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Insecure Girlfriend Inspires Thread About DMs From Jealous Partners

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Thread Ranking Tetris Blocks Inspires Heated Twitter Controversy

Funny tweets about places that have tighter security than the capitol | RACHIE Name a place with tighter security than the Capitol. RIGHT answers only. | cake box and Cheeto door lock

Twitter Thread Roasts The Capitol's Apparent Lack Of Security

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Twitter Cancels 'Bean Dad' After A Series Of Unfortunate Tweets

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Liam Neeson's Unapologetic Pants Pissing: A Thread

Funny twitter thread from Canadian Mohammad Hussein celebrating Christmas for the first time, lol, funny tweets, Justin Trudeau reply | Hussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I arm not going home, because pandemic so my rwnmates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas. I am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are a few observations. Observation I: Christmas is a part time job that you have from mid- November to the end of

Thread: 'Christmas Virgin' Shares Funny Outsider Observations About The Holiday

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Twitter Thread: Yet Another Cyberpunk 2077 Update Ignites Heated Debate

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Twitter Thread: A Critical Ranking Of Bird Nesting Styles

twitter, disney, twitter thread, movies, memes, buzz lightyear, pixar, trending, funny tweets, chris evans, funny twitter | Chris Evans @ChrisEvans And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on | Ben Dukes @BenDukes Replying to @ChrisEvans 000 So.. this is NOT the real fake Buzz Lightyear, but the fake real Buzz Lightyear that the fake Buzz Lightyear was based on. Got it.

Chris Evans To Voice 'The Human Buzz Lightyear' And Twitter Has Questions

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Markiplier Announces Successful Bowel Movement, Twitter Rejoices

twitter thread, twitter, roast, funny twitter, memes, new york, bodega, convenience stores, 7/11, wawa, publix, twitter reactions, walgreens | Sue Sylvester meme to create a bode a tweet hat is so controversial | Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby • 14h People who live outside of NYC and don't have bodegas: where do you go to buy two Diet Cokes, a roll of paper towels, and oh also lemme get some peanut butter m&ms since I'm | We don't, really. Some of us wander the abandoned streets, dodging tumbleweeds

Twitter Thread: NYC Resident Gets Roasted After Wondering Where People Buy Stuff Without Bodegas

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Twitter Is Simping For Young Alex Jones Carving A Pumpkin

Funny twitter thread about sex and cooking What’s something you could say both during sex and while cooking | Lina Lundin @slinan 's something could say both during sex and while cooking? | President Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeXII Replying slinan This isn't going great, let's just order pizza. 7:24 PM 6/30/20 Twitter Web App

Saucy Thread Of Zingers That Apply Both In The Kitchen & In The Bedroom

Informative Twitter thread about the history of Ancient roman fossil hunting, archaeology, paleontology, dinosaurs, mammoths, extinct animals | Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi 1) An ancient Roman-dinosaur- monster-bones thread! Yes read right did know Romans were keen fossil hunters, fascinated by bones ancient "monsters Augustus liked decorate his holiday-villa "not so much with statues and pictures but with | bones monstrous beasts, famed their antiquity and rarity. He called them bones giants

Twitter Thread: A Brief History Of Ancient Roman Fossil Hunting

Funny and sweet twitter thread from scott hershovitz about Ruth Bader Ginsburg and fantasy baseball | Scott Hershovitz @shershovitz Today happy RBG memory time talked her into talking trash OT06 clerks had fantasy baseball league. Some chambers had teams. Some individual clerks did. And Justice Alito wanted team himself, not his clerks. 1/11 | last week term Ginsburg clerks were matched against Alito's team. RBG on losing end lot term. Not this time destroyed him: 10-0.

Former Clerk Shares Wholesome Story Of RBG & Fantasy Baseball 'Trash Talk'

Funny Twitter thread containing images of Patrick Stewart dressed up like various teacups | X-Men Professor X in a Cerebro helmet and a teacup made of wire

Pics Of Patrick Stewart As Teacups: A Twitter Thread

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Dad forces 21, 23, and 27-year-old children to call his wife "bonus mom," refuses to let them call her anything else even though it makes them uncomfortable: 'Our dad says it “makes her happy” and to just do it.'

Dad forces 21, 23, and 27-year-old children to call his wife "bonus mom," refuses to let them call her anything else even though it makes them uncomfortable: 'Our dad says it “makes her happy” and to just do it.'

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Working mom demands babysitting for 5-year-old and 3-year-old from stay-at-home neighbor with 9-week-old baby, throws fit when she refuses: 'I'm not a full-time babysitter'

Working mom demands babysitting for 5-year-old and 3-year-old from stay-at-home neighbor with 9-week-old baby, throws fit when she refuses: 'I'm not a full-time babysitter'

'I always end up covering more than my share': 34-year-old brother refuses to go on family vacation and cover costs for constantly broke 31-year-old brother and his family

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25-year-old mom demands brother swap vacation rental for hotel room, family flips out when he asks her to pay $250 difference: 'They had 8 months notice, they could have saved up'

25-year-old mom demands brother swap vacation rental for hotel room, family flips out when he asks her to pay $250 difference: 'They had 8 months notice, they could have saved up'

Dad criticizes 19-year-old son and 17-year-old daughter for planning a sibling tattoo that "excludes" their 3 younger step-siblings and 2 half-siblings: 'He said there is no difference in our family and a sibling is a sibling'

Dad criticizes 19-year-old son and 17-year-old daughter for planning a sibling tattoo that "excludes" their 3 younger step-siblings and 2 half-siblings: 'He said there is no difference in our family and a sibling is a sibling'