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Wholesome twitter thread about staying connected when social distancing because of coronavirus | Not Really Strangers @wnrstweets 1 can create with yourself isolation? Get lost an art form. Is there book been wanting read or write? Create sanctuary within environment and structure time each day dive into something passionate about. 2 can spread kindness without spreading germs? Acknowledging someone's presence with eye contact warm smile, or good deed can help boost camaraderie time feels so

Helpful Twitter Thread About Staying Connected While Social Distancing

We need to take care of each other.
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funny tweets, funny twitter thread about students who sneak into tunnels | Dean Lines @deanlines And opposite room sound proof drum room on other side horse shoe VENDING MACHINE STORE ROOM! And figured if there an access hatch drum room there would be one its mirrror. This one leading an Aladin's cave chocolate and sweets. WOULD BE PERFECT HIEST door locked rock up beneath floor grab as much as can and sneak back out. Only problem had make full length entire horse shoe shaped building get there.

Rollercoaster Twitter Thread About Vending Machine Heist Gone Wrong

High School is wild.
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funny twitter thread about english museum of rural english life finding a bat in their bookstore book archive library | tweet by Museum English Rural Life @TheMERL Following So found live bat our rare book store thread

Cute Thread About Museum Discovering A Bat In Their Library

Positively batty.
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Twitter thread from @into_the_brush about how hard it is to get tested for coronavirus covid-19 in seattle, united states, cornavirus deaths | sketchy lady @into_the_brush live Seattle have all symptoms COVID-19 and have history chronic bronchitis. Since work physical therapy clinic with many 65+ patients and those with chronic illnesses decided be responsible and go get tested. This is went. called Corona hotline on hold 40 minutes and gave up. So looked at CDC and Washington public health webs

Twitter Thread About Coronavirus Reveals What An Ordeal It Is To Get Tested

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Informative Twitter thread about what happens to employees in the service industry when they get sick | tweet by Lauren Hough @laurenthehough don't think people realize many service industry workers will continue going work, cooking and serving food, cleaning houses, and selling respirators, with flu-like symptoms because they don't have paid sick days Even companies do offer sick days, best ever had three. So allowed get sick once year. Unless kid got sick and had use days January

Twitter Thread About Sick Days In The Service Industry Is Depressing As Hell

Wow.
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Interesting Imgur thread and tweets about how people have different kinds of internal monologues | do read without saying words brain. Be descriptive please can say them my head, like can read myself silently obviously but reading there are key words each sentence can see and 's can retain can straight up look at myself mirror and have full blown telepathic conversation with myself. Can not do Nooo0o If need have convo with myself mirror have out loud can't do my head Okay good night. Life is no

Fascinating Thread Explains The Different Kinds Of Inner Monologues People Have

Wtf.
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Funny twitter thread about dating experiences | tweet by bikiniraptor Replying postgrad_barty He brought his ex with him on date then later told she didn't like my personality LOL

Twitter Users Share The Absolute Weirdest Dates They've Been On

Brace yourselves.
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funny twitter thread where david leavitt gets roasted for calling the cops after manager tori perotti refuses to sell him an electric toothbrush for one cent | tweet by David_Leavitt just had call police because target Refused sell toothbrush did not call 911 called business number police and told them not an emergency and they could take their time and explained situation. police verified

Greedy 'Journalist' Slammed For Going Full Karen On Target Manager

All for a toothbrush.
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Funny twitter thread about Dan Sheehan ordering a sweater and receiving knitting materials and yarn, funny tweets and puns about knitting | tweet by ltsDanSheehan Losing my mind because ordered thought very affordable wool sweater like Chris Evans Knives Out obviously Norwegian website and got raw materials necessary create said sweater myself. they ikead sweater oh my god fucking dying at this Or dyeing

Accidental Yarn Purchase Inspires Hilarious Pun-Filled Twitter Thread

Darn it.
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Funny twitter exchange about girl whose sister told her that the paper with kisses (chocolate) is edible, gets pranked again by person responding | when i was a kid my sister told me that the paper strip thats in the chocolate kisses where edible and i ate them w the chocolate for like a year. they are !!! wait for real?? why would you believe in this again
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Mind-boggling twitter thread about how people seemed to age faster in the past, featuring celebrity photos, actors, pro sports players, musicians, clark gable, pat morita, karate kid | Ralph Macchio is about same age now Pat Morita at time Karate Kid.  And Clark Gable is 39 here.

Wild Twitter Thread Proves People Age Better Than They Used To

That skincare routine is clutch.
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Heartwarming and inspiring Twitter thread about a stroke patient in Ireland who recovers fully | tweet by drliamhealy "Mammy's not well" 5 year old Priya has FaceTimed her Dad, Damian, using family iPad. Damian is on his way work s been busy few weeks family. His wife Mary, 35, is at home with their daughter and new 2 week old baby, Noah s two days before Christmas. Horrified, Damian sees iPad his daughter is holding his wife Mary has collapsed ground. She is not moving. She can't speak.

Miraculous Story About A Stroke Patient Restored Our Faith In Humanity

All we have to say is, wow.
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twitter thread about how terrible the australia bushfires are | tweet by manwithoutatan want give some perspective people not Australia. More Aussie land is currently burning than exists entire country Belgium smoke is causing breathing problems New Zealand, 2,000km away. Half billion animals have been killed. Eight people are dead.

Horrifying Thread Reveals How Devastating The Australian Fires Really Area

This is important.
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Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

Bet you never considered this, now did you?
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Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

Pro Hockey Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, His Buddies Back Him Up

Well Anna, what'll it be??
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Interesting Twitter thread written by an ex-Cigna vice president calling out the insurance industry's illusion of "choice"

Ex-Cigna VP Exposes The Health Insurance Industry's Illusion Of 'Choice'

This ex-insurance VP explains why politicians aren't being totally truthful about health insurance.
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