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Journalist Gets Roasted After Claiming Horror Movies Can't Be Set In Space

Guess she hasn't seen 'Event Horizon'

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Interesting Twitter thread of stories that sound fake but are actually true | tweet by MorganPielli Replying adribbleofink went Meetup people w/ social anxiety see Black Swan got there realized had no idea who there Meetup. Too shy ask around watched movie alone checked Meetup night turned out everyone else did same thing

Completely True Stories That Sound Fabricated

Let's hear 'em, people.

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Funny thread about reassigning fantasy accents races dungeons and dragons elves halflings | tweet by Dylan @djMalenfant Hello, everyone reassigning fantasy accents. Please adjust accordingly. Dwarves are Boston now. Please leave poor Scots be. They really don't deserve this

Tumblr Thread Reimagines Stereotypical Fantasy Accents

Your DnD campaigns will never be the same.

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Wholesome twitter thread of trans people sharing stories of acceptance and support from people in their lives, happy tweets | Mel Stone @melstonemusic person who handled my transition best my indian takeout guy went pick up my order makeup first time he went hey, good see look great guessing name isn't <deadname> anymore | el sr tiene un novio muy bonito @czthemeans Replying melstonemusic my first visit my grandparents post- coming out my grandma just said so youre grandson ive been hearing so

Wholesome Twitter Thread About The Right Way To Address A Transition

So wholesome.

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African movie posters that are hand painted due to licensing issues, space jam, mrs doubtfire, jurassic park, michael jackson | tweet by Retr0Joe thread African Movie Posters Due licensing and printing costs, some African theaters gave task artists paint posters movies being shown Some artists had no reference movie they drawing so some just guessed Here are my favourites.. SPACE JAM MICHAEL JORDAN BUGS BUNNY badly drawn characters movie poster

Twitter Thread Reveals Bizarre Genius Of Painted African Movie Posters

Get ready for some epic masterpieces.

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funny twitter thread about train conductor that outsmarts fare-evading passenger on their way to edinburgh | Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Detective Work to Bust Fare-Evading Passenger

This is some serious sleuthing.

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Funny twitter thread about a kid who cons her parents, teachers, school so that she can get out of doing classes on Zoom, Jimmy Kimmel, lol, tweets

Crafty Kid Cons Adults To Get Out Of Schoolwork

This girl is going places.

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Twitter thread about gaming opinions that people will like, keanu reeves, video games, gamers

Twitter Thread Mines Takes That Most Gamers Would Agree With

Bonding.

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Controversial Tweet Spurs Discourse On The Nuances Of Texting Back

People have different ideas about the rules of texting

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That One Time People Transformed Twitter Into An Exquisite Corpse Of Comedy

Absolutely legendary

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Funny Twitter thread about a woman on her way to Sundance. Her seatmate on the flight consulted siri to see what middle seat etiquette is, hilarity ensures, rachel handler | tweet by rachel_handler my first report out Sundance woman next just said loudly Siri is middle seat etiquette then showed Google search results on middle seat armrests and said she's legally owner both middle armrests and am not allowed put my arm down. worked Boeing 20 years so know right legally

Uptight Plane Passenger Inspires Funny Thread About Armrest Etiquette

As if flying wasn't already a pain.

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twitte thread about jealous girlfriend in dms, seltzer ranking | SadeVEVO @fillegrossiere woke up haunted by girl DMed on here say do u know my bf said just mutuals don't really know him she responded and said "well read all ur DMs him went look at my DMs with him and they were us going back and forth ranking seltzer | Miss Mortis @MementoMortis_ Replying fillegrossiere Same energy Can not like my boyfriend's pictures on Instagram? Thanks bf is my cousin lol Agnew Delivered doesn't give right

Insecure Girlfriend Inspires Thread About DMs From Jealous Partners

Yikes

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Thread Ranking Tetris Blocks Inspires Heated Twitter Controversy

These people take Tetris pretty damn seriously.

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Funny tweets about places that have tighter security than the capitol | RACHIE Name a place with tighter security than the Capitol. RIGHT answers only. | cake box and Cheeto door lock

Twitter Thread Roasts The Capitol's Apparent Lack Of Security

Twitter's got jokes.

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twitter thread, twitter, funny tweets, bean dad, cancelled, racism, sexism, homophobia, parenting fail, tough love, kids, dads, bad parenting, controversy, ken jennings, john roderick | john roderick So, yesterday my daughter 9 was hungry and I was doing a jigsaw puzzle so I said over my shoulder make some baked beans. She said, How? like all kids do when they want YOU to do it, so I said, Open a can and put it in pot. She brought me the can and said Open it how? | Abby Danger Denton @mizabitha

Twitter Cancels 'Bean Dad' After A Series Of Unfortunate Tweets

Offensive tweets resurface after Bean Dad boasts about tough parenting

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Twitter thread of photos of Liam Neeson peeing himself, piss, funny, pissing himself, tweets, funny tweets, liam neeson peeing calendar | jesus was a juggalo @saint_porgy Love that there's like 20 separate photos of Liam Neeson pissing himself in public | More like liam peeson

Liam Neeson's Unapologetic Pants Pissing: A Thread

He truly does not give a sh*t.

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